Phelpsian breakfast

A breakfast of epic proportions (thousands of calories).

After Michael Phelps, World-Class swimmer and Olympic gold medalist, who consumes up to 12,000 calories per day.

My mother made a Phelpsian breakfast for us, knowing that we would need a lot of calories for our upcoming project.

by Shaunomalous October 16, 2008

phelpser

A person who smokes weed and takes pictures of the act, which may or may not be released to british media.

You got any nug?

ya man.

How bout a camera?

what are you a phelpser ?

by beej345 February 4, 2009

pulling a phelps

Referring to when Michael Phelps was caught on camera smoking a bong; when someone acts/does something crazy or stupid

Joe: I can't believe Fred went out with that chick!

George: I know! He must've been pulling a phelps that night.

by swim4life July 31, 2009

michael phelps

(noun) To win by a one-hundredth of a second at something

Kid 1: "man, i just won my 100-meter race by 1/100 of a second!"

Kid 2: "you just pulled a michael phelps!"

by billybobjoerocks April 26, 2009

Phelps'd

To beat down, dominate or make someone cry in a competition. Just like Michael Phelps crushes everyone in the pool.

Similar to pwned

Jay: I totally lost that game.
Bob: Dude, you got Phelps'd.

by Sir James W October 9, 2008

Phelps blunt

A marajuana blunt that gives you the rush have a healthy lifestyle right before hitting the climax of your high , named after the Michael phelps the Olympic swimmer

" as soon as I finish this phelps blunt I want to stop eating potato chips and swim "

by Veitnam V May 18, 2013

Phelpsed

To get extremely stoned.

I got so phelpsed last night when we were hitting that bong.

by J-Money04 February 19, 2009