Mario Kart pissed

1. A notably sever and predictable reaction to various exchanges and interactions between gamers and the popular Nintendo 64 game ‘Mario Kart'; where cursing, racial slurs and ‘chucking’ of controllers are often and uncontrollably used as the body’s natural, emergency means to alleviate stress buildup as well as the swelling of blood vessels in the neck/face/head. Side effects can include loss of friendships, bleeding from the eyes, broken toes and in severe cases, ‘sharting’.

2. A similar level of rage caused by any situation.

"What's up with Dallas? I've never seen him so angry."

"Yeah, he's Mario Kart pissed."

by ActionRick May 1, 2010

i'm pissed

What I am now and you probarbly are if you typed this

Wooooooooo man im stoned, oh hang on im just pissed

by Steveo March 19, 2005

pissed up slapper

Broken down, "pissed-up" means inebriated or drunk. A "slapper" is, well, a slut. Or, a woman of loose morals. So, a "pissed up slapper" is also known as a drunken trollop or whore.

"Lets go to the bar tonight and pick up a couple of pissed up slappers." "Check that pissed up slapper going down on Mark in the corner." "It's a sure thing cause she's a pissed up slapper."

by junkietown May 25, 2009

nigger pissed

When a white person gets as angry as a black person.

Did you see Lyle freaking out on Sonja? He was nigger pissed.

by joey koey hoey February 22, 2009

pissed-offedness

A ratio of being pissed off and being offended at any given time: A measurement of the anger you feel toward people, things, or events at a specific moment.

1. "My pissed-offedness cranked up after the waiter came outside to say we didn't tip him."

2. "It gave me a feeling of pissed-offedness."

3. "That goat fuck niggerriggery is not helping my pissed-offedness."

by SchizoFranticClown December 19, 2008

Pissed

(In Australia one word means a lot of things... )

1. Angry

2. Drunk

3. Urined

1. I'm so friggin pissed off at you right now!

2. I got so pissed last night that i shit my pants.

3. Your mongrel dog just pissed on my petunias!

All definitions can also be cleverly combined...

Im so pissed off that you were so pissed you pissed in my bed!

by vegemite sanga February 7, 2010

pissed

1. to be very drunk
2. to be very angry

1. man, i was pissed outta my mind last night
2. im pissed like urine, he stole my fish!

by Andrew April 30, 2005