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Philippines

The Philippines is the country that rules the whole entire world. They were the country that colonized every country and human being way before any other country was colonized and discovered.
by MrFryGuy1330 November 2, 2019
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R/Philippines

Formerly the best subreddit ever made, now the WORST subreddit ever made.
Examples of posts:
Before (2008-2016, Pre-Duterte):

Manila stops construction of Torre de Manila

Enrile vs Miriam: Enrile shreds Miriam in privilege speech

Now (2016-present, Duterte-present era):
Tattoos talaga sya! Say no to misinformation :))
(just unfunny comedy posts now)
r/Philippines used to be the best subreddit, now r/crappyoffbrands is the best subreddit.
by JadenTheMoose January 30, 2023
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r/Philippines

A cesspool of Liberal elites browsing Reddit while sipping on their 3rd Starbucks drink of the day. Majority of the users are also people who have their head stuck up their arse just because they graduated from the prestigious universities (only through daddies ₱₱₱₱ to the Deans pocket). So disconnected from the current state of the Philippines, they lack self awareness on why their St. Leni Robredo lost the 2022 Presidential Elections to a son of a dictator.

Call them an "elitista", you will be astonished at how they recoil, how injured they are, how they suddenly shrink back and say 'I've been found out!'
I love going to r/Philippines!
I'm gonna create my 5th post there today just so I can dunk on President BlengBlong Narcos that I found in the FB group MO4D LOL
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philippi

Philippi is an open joyful person. She is one of the most smart and intelligent people you will ever meet. She can be the serious smart type but she can also be the funniest person you will ever meet. She can provide you with the advice you want and she is loyal. She usually has the most beautiful eyes you will ever see. She has many friends and she is open to meet new people. Although sometimes they can think that they are always right they will sit and hear your opinion. In a relationship she is royal and needs to be loved. She is the romantic type. You can always trust her and tell her all your problems she will literally solve them. She is basically the best person you will ever meet.
Philippi
by Nst April 25, 2017
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Reddit Philippines

Also known as l 3 n 1.

An echo chamber for the pseudo-intelligent, social justice workers and a epitome of hypocrisy.

Composed mostly of barely literate and people with barely enough money. The remaining are rich kids that hails from the old money.

Facts from science will be twisted to fit their pink environment. All the statements that echoes within the chamber is treated as Bible truth. Lately, their refusal to believe the lopsided lost is a prime sample of their color blindness.

The abode of pinklawans.
I can't believe that our bet had lost the election. I have to seek validation that the surveys were rigged. I have to go to Reddit Philippines. Hopefully the mods has removed or altered the sour facts.
by AnyoneButYellow May 28, 2022
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Philippine Chicken Wing

A sex act deriving from the Philippines, usually performed in a group of two or more males with a female audience, in which the males attempt to curve their erected penis in a circular shape, in order to stick a chicken wing through the hole created by their curved penis. The contest's winner is usually considered the manliest of the group until the next contest.
The Philippine tribe rapidly tried to curve their erected penis in order to succeed in completing the Philippine Chicken Wing.
by thisistherealslimshady December 27, 2013
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philipenis

"You either get it or you don't!" -chao

Created by mjmanella
Y'know, philipenis!
by Pyro81300 December 23, 2020
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