phalange

The derogative name for a vagina or pussy.

"Eurgh Rachel you have some crusty phalange. Put that shit away man"

by Will Parkinson January 25, 2008

phalanges

n. a "high five", i.e. slapping hands in celebration. From the literal meaning of the word - the bones of the fingers.

Great game, give me phalanges!

by AsInWreck June 14, 2009

phalanges

when you and another person bump your fists together in greeting or celebration (refers to the name of the bones in your hand that collide when the act is performed)

nice drive, areeb. give me some phalanges.

by Fortunato1 September 1, 2008

phallacracy

the concept of male rule througout history and the opression of women as a result of this phenomenon

the US has never had a female presdident, the phallacracy is still in charge.

by Ghnash February 27, 2008

Disloyal Proximal Phalanges

Somebody in a relationship who secretly masturbates to porn instead of making love to their partner. They have disloyal hands.

Peter performed disloyal proximal phalanges activities when he went and tossed off in the toilet instead of making love to his girlfriend.

by Milandra September 29, 2011

phallacious

A word describing the types of egomaniacal lies men will tell in order to get attention/sex.

His claim to have extensive knowledge about wine, philosophy and Italian sports cars is totally phallacious.

by Zagaloo November 25, 2009

Phalangina

The act of being fingered.
Phalange+Vagina=PUSSY PUNCH

OMG, last night during foreplay he phalanginaed me so hard I had to take some advil and sit on an ice pack. Obviously I didn't go back for the big fuck.

by Reetzy January 21, 2011