When you fart and poop at the same time; same as sharting, but PG rated and more relevant due to "parting" your cheeks with more than just gas.
I tried to relieve bloating pressure by farting and parted instead, so I ran red-faced and clenching my butt cheeks all the way to the bathroom while my blind date raced for the exit.
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A historical day in the Roman Church Calendar and also for the World. The "Day of Pentecost", referenced in the Holy Bible in the book of Acts, Chapter 2, verses 1-4, is to all true Christians, the exact moment when man and the Holy Spirit of God became intertwined. Pentecost Sunday is celebrated every year by "Spirit-filled" believers throughout the world and has become a huge part of the "Charismatic" Christian belief-system, as well as a specific day of celebration in the Catholic community.
Acts 2:1-4 (King James Version)
Acts 2
1And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place.
2And suddenly there came a sound from heaven as of a rushing mighty wind, and it filled all the house where they were sitting.
3And there appeared unto them cloven tongues like as of fire, and it sat upon each of them.
4And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance.
Acts 2:1-4 (King James Version)
Acts 2
1And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place.
2And suddenly there came a sound from heaven as of a rushing mighty wind, and it filled all the house where they were sitting.
3And there appeared unto them cloven tongues like as of fire, and it sat upon each of them.
4And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance.
The apostles were speaking in tongues on Pentecost!
What are you guys doing after church on Pentecost Sunday?
Praise God for Pentecost and for giving us the gift of the Holy Spirit!
What are you guys doing after church on Pentecost Sunday?
Praise God for Pentecost and for giving us the gift of the Holy Spirit!
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Get the 2 percent rule mug.It is the equivalent of maybe, perhaps and mayhaps to express the possibility of an event occurring. It is the combination of per from perhaps and be from maybe. While lesser known, it still connotes the same sentiment, though is far superior to the others.
Person 1: Perbe he is a pervert.
Person 2: Yes. Perbe indeed.
Person 1: Dost thou thinkest this is the right solution.
Person 2: Yes, I do quite agree.
Person 3: Hmm. It is a bit questionable. It is a perbe for me.
Person 1: Say what? Perbe?
Person 3: Yes, you heard me. Perbe!
Person 1: I nevah heard that before. Come again?
Person 3: Well, it's because you are not held in high and esteemed academic circles, which makes your solution... perbier still!
Person 2: Yes. Perbe indeed.
Person 1: Dost thou thinkest this is the right solution.
Person 2: Yes, I do quite agree.
Person 3: Hmm. It is a bit questionable. It is a perbe for me.
Person 1: Say what? Perbe?
Person 3: Yes, you heard me. Perbe!
Person 1: I nevah heard that before. Come again?
Person 3: Well, it's because you are not held in high and esteemed academic circles, which makes your solution... perbier still!
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Ofcourse, his "second" name is Peater.
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Ofcourse, his "second" name is Peater.
Every woman in town "knows" him...
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