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Pendleton

A hole in the ground, where no one really wants to live, and yet somehow it is still the largest town in Eastern Oregon.
Who'd want to live in Pendleton?
by PhiDaWiDahl August 8, 2008
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penile predicament

One having severe Problems with One's Penis. (Mr. SuggleFutz) its related to genital warts but not limited to.
Sir Darby: "My dear sir, What ever is the matter?"
Me: "Darby, I am seem to be having difficulty extracting my penis from this dog's anus"
Sir Darby: "egads! A penile predicament!"
Me: "Oh I say, Righto!"
Sir Darby: "What a folly!"
by Adam Mills May 8, 2003
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Pintle

A small penis. From Old English pintel (“penis”).
I stood next to John at the urinal last night and saw his pintle. It was tiny.

Louis was wearing a morphsuit and I could see his little pintle.

He alas is as good a man as ever pissed with his pintle.
by Archibald Jimmy June 29, 2012
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Pentecost

A historical day in the Roman Church Calendar and also for the World. The "Day of Pentecost", referenced in the Holy Bible in the book of Acts, Chapter 2, verses 1-4, is to all true Christians, the exact moment when man and the Holy Spirit of God became intertwined. Pentecost Sunday is celebrated every year by "Spirit-filled" believers throughout the world and has become a huge part of the "Charismatic" Christian belief-system, as well as a specific day of celebration in the Catholic community.

Acts 2:1-4 (King James Version)

Acts 2

1And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place.

2And suddenly there came a sound from heaven as of a rushing mighty wind, and it filled all the house where they were sitting.

3And there appeared unto them cloven tongues like as of fire, and it sat upon each of them.

4And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance.
The apostles were speaking in tongues on Pentecost!

What are you guys doing after church on Pentecost Sunday?

Praise God for Pentecost and for giving us the gift of the Holy Spirit!
by kirkus maximus February 4, 2010
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penilemouthimplant

the act of getting a penis rammed down your throat.
by Tasha January 13, 2004
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pantleg

1. a person or thing that lags; lingerer; loiterer.
2. moving, developing, or responding slowly; sluggish; dilatory; backward.
"Lyzia is a pantleg."
by wishful May 9, 2008
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Penile region

Harry: My penile region is really hairy

Sharlene: Well you should shave it bitch
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