by juanito661 October 21, 2013
Can be a ( noun ) or ( verb) if a person gets the nickname J Pen first this person inhales booze ( like a drink dumpster they will drink anything that you can't finish) they tend to have slutty tendencies(even their best friends will say they are b*tchy) and are hard to trust ( the kind that will smile to your face but at the same time try to molest loved one behind your back). J Pen can also be a rude trashy, slutty, or just plain nasty action.
Man last night J Pen got really out of hand she wouldn't stop touching me I don't think I will be inviting her out next time my girlfriend was pissed and I was too....
The action example: To trade a drink with someone after spitting your gum in it or ashing a cig in it. That would be pulling a J Pen
The action example: To trade a drink with someone after spitting your gum in it or ashing a cig in it. That would be pulling a J Pen
by Spendifferus December 26, 2011
An old grade school prank. You'd write Pen 14 on your hand and walk up to an unsuspecting schoolmate and ask him if he wanted to join telling him he could be Pen 15. You'd then write Pen 15 on his hand, and everyone would laugh at him.
by Ritley August 25, 2003
The only correct way to write, and the superior writing instrument. All other writing instruments cower in fear under the superiority of fountain pens.
Roses are red, students pay rent, fountain pens are the superior writing instrument
Hey, is that a fountain pen? Why, yes it is. May I hold it? HELL NO BITCH IT'S MY FUCKING BABY!
Hey, is that a fountain pen? Why, yes it is. May I hold it? HELL NO BITCH IT'S MY FUCKING BABY!
by Splash3579 May 28, 2019
the veal pen is an individual's cube in the feed lot that is corporate america. the unsuspecting worker occupying the cube is kept in the dark and restrained to keep him or her tender until he or she is butchered
"jonesy is stuck in the veal pen until he closes the krupke deal. after that, he's headed to the slaughterhouse"
by jrot May 22, 2008
by Rowena Beaton February 14, 2005
Similar to a poop cock, a brown pen is when a male will insert his penis into another person's anus and come out with feces partially or fully coating the head of his penis.
Man 1: "Hey, dude don't do anal with Jane."
Man 2: "Why not? She's a fox!
Man 1: "Cause she gives a nice brown pen."
Man 2: "Why not? She's a fox!
Man 1: "Cause she gives a nice brown pen."
by Fester Burnham May 31, 2009