pedant

A dogmatic ergo annoying person

Maddy exemplifies one perfectly

by Timothy June 17, 2005

picante

same as bahaji but different name

kinger: whats a picante
Nick; ask pendleberry

by mike April 23, 2004

pedantist

Someone who does everything way before it is due and then brags about it. It is another form of pedantry

Erika is a pedantist because she always does everything early then tells everyone about it.

by Denzel Williams February 16, 2017

pedantosaur

(puh-dan-toe-sore)
-noun

The precocious and pedantic use of esoteric words in a conceited, scholarly manner. The words are dropped into a conversation so frequently that they cannot be ignored, thus giving the speaker additional undeserved attention and perpetuating the cycle.

"I couldn't understand a word he said. I stopped listening to that narcissistic pedantosaur over an hour ago."

by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010

Pecan Blessing

A pecan blessing is the act of an african american (or multi-cultured) male urinating on a caucasian woman's breasts then going about by rubbing his unshaven testicles in his own urine to then force this poor defenseless woman to suck and/or lick the testicles dry of his urine.

"My girlfriend gave me such a phenomenal pecan blessing lastnight that she suck my ball hair straight off"

by Belowmeh September 26, 2011

pedantignorant

Pedantic+ Ignorant = Stupid assholes talking fancy when they don't know shit are pedantignorant.

This pedantignorant dude who wants to be prez tries to talk fancy but doesn't know shit about anything.

by Trashophobics May 15, 2015

pesanth

Pesanth:Cool guy,like sun glasses,hates My Little Pony.Friends with Elvis .

Pesanth example: Hey did you hang out with pesanth.

by Rock hard cool June 14, 2016