candied pecans

When you nut in someone’s ass, you’ve left the cum there. You sprinkle salt, cinnamon & sugar onto said cum & anus and let it dry. You peel off after everything has dried and eat it!

“Man, my girlfriend made the most delicious candied pecans the other night. Much better than my grandma’s.”

by MacyWindgate December 25, 2022

Pecan Typing

Using a piece of pecan to type on the keyboard. Usually occurs out of boredom with a pack of pecans lying around

e.g another slang for "began'

" Look, she pecan typing her report with a piece of pecan instead of using her god damn hands. What a retard!

by Jade Boss September 9, 2023

Slipping and sliding on the pecan shells

Southern slang for vigorous fornication, often behind a barn or under a pecan tree.

"I heard Mary Beth and Billy Bob slipping and sliding on the pecan shells last night"

by Thehammiestham November 7, 2022

Pecan ice cream

The most vile tasting ice cream flavor out of every single ice cream flavor

I tried pecan ice cream and I almost burnt my house down

by Chocolate. Milk May 26, 2022

Pecans on the half shell

Term used to describe small breasts

Being a card carrying member of the ibtc I love pecans on the half shell!

by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021

Butter Pecan

A beatiful brown-skinned/black woman.

Yo, Serena is a certified Butter Pecan!

by athughunter November 27, 2024

Pecan (Puh-kahn)

This is one of those words that people across this damn country love to disagree about how its pronounced. The correct way to say the term "Pecan", is PuH-KAHN, not PEE-CAN. A PEE CAN is something you piss in, a Puh-Kahn is that nut that is oh so pleasurable just like when you bust a nut.

Your Aunt that is obsessed with Astrology likely swears it is PEE-CAN, however, just like with Astrology, she is completely wrong.

Dale- "Hey, how do you say the word Pecan (Puh-kahn)"
Ethan- "I personally say PEE-CAN"
Dale- "Just like everything you've said, Ethan, is incorrect. A PEE-CAN is something you piss in."

by EricSparks November 6, 2025