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paedometer

Electronic or analogue device similar in function to a Pedometer but keeps a measurement/record of the number of children molested, assulted or sexually used by a paedophile at any one time when in use.
Johhny was unsure of the number of kiddies he'd molested until he checked the count on his paedometer
by Digital-Prozac February 3, 2005
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pawned

Generally thought of as an incorrect spelling of pwned, which itself was a corruption of owned.

However, games such as DotA for Warcraft 3 have brought pawned into the regular gaming vocabulary.
N'aix just pawned Skeleton King's head for 200 gold!
by defining moment September 16, 2005
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Calum Paged

For a male to have sex in a bush with a casual female acquaintance so hard that she can't sit down for a week.
Did you hear what happened to Florrie last night?

No! What happened?

This guy Calum Paged her good and proper!
by Alan Statham November 11, 2011
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Pawel

An extremely attractive polish young man, has looks to kill and a brain thats smarter than most. Many people wish to be as fresh as pawel.
Damn dude pawel keeps it real on every level. I wish i could be him
by rawness101 February 26, 2009
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Payed

Often used by people who have no grasp of the English language. The correct spelling is "Paid", which is of course the past tense of the word "Pay".
Payed.

Billy was shattered to discover that he had been spelling the word "paid" incorrectly for so many years. Longing for the sweet release of death, he proceeded to swallow a razor blade to escape his shame.
by Ramzy Was Taken December 9, 2008
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Paedophile

A Paedophile (sometimes spelled Pedophile) is someone who feels a sexual attraction towards young children. They arfe not necessarily a child abuser - it is possible to have a sexual attraction to children and NOT rape them, just as it is possible for a gay person to live all of their life in "the closet".
Paedophile: Hello
by Alipeewee21 December 29, 2009
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pawned

Pawned (pahnd). v.

1. To sell an item; see Fence, Sell, Barter
2. A chess move, where one player's pawn takes an opponent's king.
3. To triumph over an opponent or opponents, similar to def. 2; see Owned, Pwned(slang).
Ex. 1: Harvey pawned his tv set to buy food. How sad.

Ex. 2 & 3: I did it! I pawned you!
by Eric Janklow, Ph.D. December 28, 2005
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