Cold patootie tango

The act of making love to a frigid, sexless woman, who doesn't interact or seem to be enjoying herself and just lays there.

Man, Cindy was acting right cold patootie tango last night! Either she's pissed at me or we're breaking up in the not too distant future.

by MuckyPup October 24, 2011

patroose

Patron + Grey Goose + Cranberry Juice= PATROOSE!!!!

One shot Patron
One shot Goose
Two Ounces Cranberry Juice

Mix in a shaker with some ice. Pour it, DRINK IT!!!

Hey man what you drinking on? How about some of that Hennessey? Hell no!! I'm all about that PATROOSE tonight. I'm trying to get screwed up!!!!

by Ev@n L. B March 27, 2008

Pathological Liar

A person or President who apparently seems to believe their lies like it was true.

"But for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong. We found them"
-Source Washington Mail (verified).

Simon: "I cant help being a Pathological Liar :("
Jon: "Your Just like George W Bush. You know what the W stands for dont ya?"
Simon: "yeah Weapons of Mass destruction"

by azio November 9, 2005

patooty

in reference to a petite girl with a nice butt.

A girl walked by, and I said "I'd like to get some of that patooty"

by Professor Booty May 25, 2004

patoosh

hot, sexy, lovely looking cutie! everyone loves this girl/boy

Hey Dude were is your patoosh?

by monster love February 25, 2010

cutie patootie

someone or something so cute that the word cute isn't enough and has to morph into something cuter

She's such a cutie patootie

by gadde June 20, 2011

pathos

something that evokes pity, sorrow, compassion

my best friends cat died overwhelming me with pathos.

by angel March 21, 2005