jessica parsons

jessica parsons is the best person ever

i love jessica parsons

by notjessica January 04, 2022

Brian Parson

Often known as "the goat" or "babygirl parson <3", Brian Parson is best known for bullying you into a bully pulpit and giving you 5's on the AP United States Government and Politics Exam. In comparison with Mr. Leuders, Parson is ass
The most babygirl baby to ever girl. He makes me want to do despicable things to my refrigerator.

I LOVE BABYGIRL BRIAN PARSON! HES SO BABYGIRLL.

by straight pisces March 20, 2024

Lewis parsons

A despicable creature who calls himself a man. An alcoholic maniac who likes to hit women. A poor excuse for a man who should be avoided at all cost. Sewer rats are better company.

Lewis parsons beat the crap out of me
A sewer rat also known as lewis Parsons

by Jellytotforever June 18, 2019

Blake Parsons

A 19 year old creep on discord, discord fighting championship to be specific, who is a pedophile who has fucked a freshman, and is a crotch sniffer.

Blake Parsons layed on me when we fought, he's a pedophile.

by I'm a big boi 2134 October 17, 2021

Micah Parsons

The best linebacker ever with the fattest dick known to man kind

Friend: Oh my god is that Micah Parsons?

Me: Yes that is our dick slaying king

by user683299320 November 06, 2023

Parsonal

THe* personal influence and communal influentze and pervsuasion* of 'Church doctrines inimical to Life' upon people and Peoples.

One of the severel* foundations of Western Christendom, our present form of dominant Social Organization, is the Parsonal,

by PartisanZ April 11, 2022

Griffin Parsons

A skinny white boy who can NOT take no for an answer. 🙄 Welcome to loser town!!!!!! 💁 ♀️Hater!!! 😒😤😡

Griffin Parsons did you hack into my alt sonic Hater?
Griffin: NO!!!! 😡😡😤🤬

by mikelover701 February 21, 2024