Big Butt Paranoia

It's when you don't feel fat except when trying to squeeze by somewhere or usually someone. Narrow walkways are conducive to Big Butt Paranoia as well as trying to get out of a car back seat in a two-door. Being in a crowd can cause this as well.

I felt fit and trim, but after squeezing by everyone at the crowded deli, I developped a case of Big Butt Paranoia.
Everytime I get out of that car, I get big butt paranoia.
I always get BBP in that elevator.
It's usually people with small butts who get big butt paranoia.

by MadamexXx February 20, 2009

Healthy Paranoia

Checking something multiple times to assure yourself that something is correct or safe because you are aware of the consequences of it being not safe or correct.

I triple checked that all the divers scuba tanks were fully open and that the gear looked correct because I have healthy paranoia.

I got healthy paranoia so proof read the document a few times before sending it off to the publisher.

by Captain F bomb December 21, 2016

paranoia

a wellknown series of songs enlisted in the "dance dance revolution" collection. each song is typically known for their unpredictable steps and their rather high tempos; the original paranoia mix clocks in at 180 bpm, while the paranoia survivor max mix flows at a blistering 290 beats per minute.

by eric September 25, 2003

White shirt paranoia

The subconscious fear that somebody, taking a crap and realizing that the toilet paper is over, uses your white shirt to clean his asshole.

Since somebody used his white shirt as toilet paper, he suffers from white shirt paranoia.

by IDKWIA April 12, 2014

Pokèmon Paranoia

When you stare at your phone while walking to ensure you don't miss any PokèStops

Joe: Stop putting your phone to your face
Joey: But I have to catch them all
Joe: It's bad for your eyes
Joey: I AM NOT MISSING ANY POKESTOPS
Joe: *thinks inside in his head* Someone had Pokèmon Paranoia

by Turkish Superhuman July 23, 2016

Parking Paranoia

A mental condition where one parks and lives in fear that his/her car will be stolen or tampered with because he/she cannot remember whether or not the car was locked before leaving it.

"Dude, Transformers starts in 5 minutes we need to get our seats pronto!"

"I have to run back to my car and check that i locked it, sorry i have bad parking paranoia!"

by Beezy M July 16, 2009

parentnoia

A fear of being caught by your parents doing something wrong, even though you are not doing anything wrong.

Someone who has parentnoia is "parentnoid."

Usually diagnosed in the geek of a group of friends.

Dustin: No way, guys! Every time you make me lie and go to Hooters, they find out about it!

Brian: Dustin is so parentniod.

by james008 July 10, 2005