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White shirt paranoia

The subconscious fear that somebody, taking a crap and realizing that the toilet paper is over, uses your white shirt to clean his asshole.
Since somebody used his white shirt as toilet paper, he suffers from white shirt paranoia.
by IDKWIA April 12, 2014
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