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Pakistani Victory

A "Pakistani Victory" describes a situation where someone declares themselves the victor of an argument or debate, only to be swiftly and decisively refuted, often in a humiliating or embarrassing manner. The individual's initial claim of victory is so thoroughly dismantled that it becomes a source of ridicule or amusement. The term implies a complete and utter reversal of fortune, highlighting the vast discrepancy between the perceived outcome and the actual result.
John, convinced he's a grilling guru, loudly proclaims at the family barbecue, "My burgers are the best! I've mastered the perfect sear, the juiciest patty, and the most flavorful blend of spices!" He then serves up a plate of charred, dry hockey pucks that everyone struggles to chew, while his sister, Sarah, quietly presents her perfectly cooked, juicy, and flavorful burgers. The silence is broken only by Sarah's compliment on the quality of John's charcoal. John, initially beaming with pride, slowly realizes his "victory" has been reduced to a pile of inedible disappointment, a classic "Pakistani Victory" moment.
by MJC69420 May 14, 2025
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Pakistani Handshake

The undeniable stench of body odor that is so strong you can smell the offense as the person walks up to you. This replaces the common and traditional greeting used such as clasping hands to convey a welcome and friendly introduction.
It can be found throughout cultures were deodorant is not applied or accepted as part of good daily hygiene habits. This type of 'handshake' is most prevalent in middle eastern countries: Pakistan, India, Turkey, Iraq, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Russia, etc. Also, most of the African continent as well: Egypt, Morocco, and Algeria to name a few.
Whoa, that guys stinks!
I know... it smells like he hasn't washed in a week! He is rock'n the Pakistani Handshake
by hexacat October 25, 2023
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Indo-Pakistani War

I hope the Indo-Pakistani War doesn’t start.
by higstudios May 13, 2025
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Pakistani jailbreak

When you eat a bad curry from a Pakistani restaurant and can't make it to the shitter in time
The other day I had a Pakistani jailbreak on my way to work, it ruined my underwear from the smell
by Big dog junior October 28, 2025
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Pakistani punch

When, just because someone has a foreign accent, one assumes that person is knowledgeable in a particular topic or field.
"That tech was truly an idiot and I clearly fell for the old Pakistani punch."
by ImDaDrumma October 8, 2017
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Pakistani Handsaw

When two men get a buttjob from someone, going back and forth in the same motion as a two person cross-cut saw
Drop a follow for vid of Dale Wilson giving immo342 and Certified Gem Crusher a Pakistani Handsaw
by Roast Beast R34 August 5, 2025
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Pakistani Reservoir

when someone urinates in the tub while still in it
Mark was still so drunk this morning, he made a Pakistani reservoir in our bathroom.
by Special name April 4, 2021
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