Plumber of Cars

Ethan. Master of cunfusion. Origins unknown
by Monkeymatt October 24, 2023
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Portsmouth Plumber

A guy that gives BJ's to random strangers in public parks. Considered derogatory.
"hey man I heard you went to The Fens last night after the bars closed looking for a Portsmouth Plumber. lololololollolololololool"

"Wut? Fuck you. That ain't cool. I was at my grandma's house last night."
by affluent geoffrey October 07, 2019
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Joe The Plumber

The final desperate ploy in a long string of desperate ploys. An ineffectual effort preceding a colossal, epic fail.
Napoleon's Joe The Plumber could not surmount the rising tide of social and political forces that laid the groundwork for his exodus from power.
by heydemo October 18, 2008
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Plumbers Tan

Getting a tan on your ass crack.
Because he was working outside all day and bending over he had a plumbers tan.
by 9888 August 22, 2010
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Joe the Plumber

1: a fictional person representing the whole of the people; mostly the lower to middle class.

2: a political strategy where one side asks the other what he would do for the above mentioned.
1) man1: did you hear what's happening to Joe the Plumber?
man2: yea, they're increasing his taxes.

2) man1: so if you became president, what would you do for Joe the Plumber?
man2: well, i would give him a big taxbreak.
by Americant October 16, 2008
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plumber

A drummer or 'percussionist' who is not very good.

The first stage on the way to becoming a percussionist.
He's such a plumber, he can't even hardly keep a straight beat.
by The Vince December 02, 2003
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cum-plumber

a. someone who gives head a lot, or is good at giving head.

b. an insult similar to "cock-sucker".
a. oh hell yeah, man, a real cum-plumber, that one!

b. watch where you're goin', cum-plumber!
by ravenflesh June 23, 2008
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