owned 

What Jeremy says when he can't compete.

used in a conversation he is intellectually outclassed in:

"You've been owned because blah, blah, blah... my little pussy hurts. Can I go home now?"

owned by Mike Hunt August 24, 2004

owned 

When someone out does you totally, when someone does something fucking awesome.

Matt was just owned by that Jewish guy!

owned by Ace March 4, 2005

owned 

When one gets beat in a game or injured in real life. It is usually shouted to show victory against another player.

"HAHA!! THAT NOOB JUST GOT OWNED!!" or "I can totally own you at CS:S"

owned by Cri August 25, 2007

owned 

to buzz sum1 off

A. hi, can i download from u
B. ok, but only if u ask nicely
A. lol, ok, please can i download from u?
B. Erm............NO!
C.Lmao, PWN3D!

owned by syozza January 26, 2004

owned 

1) severly shamed
2) ass kicked

to be poom- owned, you're poom.

owned by faet March 23, 2003

owned 

After getting obliterated by a troll in a previous thread, a poster on a message board tries to exact revenge by staying up all night looking for LMFAO material.

Wow, paistorico got owned by silky.

owned by silky_johnson April 9, 2006

Owned 

When a situation commands that one person or thing has taken charge and shown total control of the transpiring event.

Caitlin thought she took control of the sexual encounter of the dead guy, but little did she know that the one in charge was in fact, the old man. Later, she finds out that she fucked the dead guy.. hence her (as of now) smirk of being a sexual dynamo will soon come back to "OWN" her.

Owned by Jeff Chabotte June 6, 2003