solo olympics

British slang for masturbation or masturbating.

He has been doing the solo olympics in his room.

by abu5tani July 5, 2008

BME Pain Olympics

Horrible video, never watch it

"BME Pain olympics = Fail fail fail fail"

by ParagonMan March 31, 2009

BME olympics

Cock Chop, nuff said.

James: "Any of you guys watch the BME olympics?"
Grant: "Cock Chop!"
Peter: "Cock Chop!"
Matt: "Cock Chop!"
Chelsea: "Coccccck Choppppp!!!!!!!!"

by daark08 January 6, 2008

Sex Olympics

The sex Olympics resets every four years, and revolves around collecting a number of rings that correspond to those of the regular Olympics. to obtain a 'ring', one must perform a particular sex act.

Blue ring: sex in water
Black ring: with a black guy/girl, or anal
Yellow ring: with an asian, or urination during sex
Red ring: during period, or draw blood
Green ring: outdoors

After obtaining all of these, the winner receives fuck all.

"Dude, yesterday I totally got the black ring11111!!! I've completed the sex olympics"

by RM-J October 18, 2008

Woke Olympics

A competition in which middle-classed, cisgender white women try to best bemoan the privilege and injustice of middle-classed, cisgender white men while talking past the actual troubles of people of color.

Did you hear Becky yelling at Chad over the environmental impact of driving a M3 two years newer than hers? She really won gold in the Woke Olympics for that one.

by torngc May 30, 2017

redneck olympics

similar to the national olympics but instead of ice skatin' or swimmin' an such, there's sports like hay bale jumpin', mud wrasslin', mud tug-of-war, cow tippin', and frog giggin'.

The ferst round of the redneck olympics was the cow tippin'.

by Simonds July 20, 2006

Conversation Olympics

When having a conversation with someone and they feel like they have to continually one up you about things you are conversing about.

You: Hey you'll never guess what happened today! I won a free burrito at the school fair!
Them: Oh really that's awesome! Well I ran into my friend who's parents own a five star restaurant and I got a $50 meal for free.
You: Yishh this isn't a conversation olympics

You: Hey check out these cute shoes I got on sale!
Them: Oh cute! I just got a pair too. They are *insert expensive, flashy designer*
You: I wasn't trying to have a conversation olympics, I just thought you would like my new shoes...

by Lambchopluver September 15, 2010