oops

The most dreadful word in nuclear physics.

OOPS!!! (Chernobyl, 26.04.86; Chelyabinsk-40, 29.09.57; Three Mile Island, 28.03.79; etc)

by ex-physicist May 14, 2008

black opsterbation

the act of playing combat training, against computer opponents. A "Call of Duty" analogy of masterbation.

Bill: Come join me in a public Team Deathmatch.

Dale: No way, dude. I'm not that good. I'm going to try a little self-pleasure through black opsterbation.

by daBuster September 28, 2011

Oops doodie

When you think you are going to fart, but you actually shit your pants.

Dude, I think I just oops doodied.

by King Nothing May 3, 2004

oopsy daisy

The sissy way of saying "oh shit"

-Dude, you just broke you're moms treasured chinese vase
-oopsy daisy

by poopsydaisies February 3, 2015

oops baby

A baby created when a woman tells a man she is using birth control, but she is not.

He'll be paying child support forever -- she had an oops baby six months after the divorce.

by Insect God February 15, 2009

oops I crapped my pants

adult diaper that promises to hold "a lot of dung" (as demonstrated in the tv commercial, when a gallon of iced tea was pored into the diaper to simulate the amount of feces it can hold).

by LN July 19, 2003

oopsbaby

A child with a highly disfunctional upbringing that is often the cause of later social, emotional, and/or professional failures.

"Poor Logan couldn't help flipping out at that customers - he was an oopsbaby, and she reminded him of his awful, awful mother. "

by Al Littletomatoes March 4, 2010