Onions

The most rubbish excuse for a ginger being in existence: See idjit, tard

Onions r ghey, what an idjit/tard

by Onions May 04, 2004

The Onion

An annoying ass web site that posts fake articles.

Yet another "The Onion" article was posted on digg. Some users were tricked into believing the fake published content.

by bluemuffin June 04, 2009

onions

The purest opiate of the ginger colour, not to be confused with blonde or any other normal colour.

onionsbed:// ok people, time to start laughing, i just shit myself :D

by Anon. May 18, 2004

Onion

So totally and completely awesome, that there is no question or denying the fact that whatever has this quality is so cool nothing they do is wrong or in any way un-cool. (Used often when somebody does something stupid, so as to focus on the irony of your stating it.)

Kelly: "omfg, i like so totally just tripped over air right there! hahaha!"
Danielle: "Oh my god, girl, you are so frickin' ONION!"
*both laugh*

by Lilu Chang October 16, 2007

Onion

A little shit probably designed to make you cry. Makes your breath smell bad and so much more. Why do these exist, you say? Even Steven hawking couldn't figure that out before he died

Onions every year are abusing humans by making them cry. ASSUAULT!

by pill_dickle June 18, 2018

Onion

What Shrek is like...dumbass

Orgers and like onions

by Tatertot15 July 23, 2018

ONION

A prank played on a sleeping individual. While the victim is slumbering on his back, the prankster pulls down his pants and sits on his victim's face. The goal is for the prankster's asshole to rest on the bridge of his victim's nose.

Guy 1: "Why is Jimmy so pissed?"
Guy 2: "He fell asleep, so I gave him the onion."

by Huskey Balls April 24, 2006