that fucktard who's always lurking arround waiting for the chance to explain anything about a situation known to everyone.
common state ments made by captain obvious are things such as 'wow guys look its raining'. Yes captain obvious is that guy who leaves everyone thingking 'you dense mother fucker'
common state ments made by captain obvious are things such as 'wow guys look its raining'. Yes captain obvious is that guy who leaves everyone thingking 'you dense mother fucker'
captain obvious: hey we have schoool on moday
person: thanks for that captain obvious
captain obvious: thats ok
person: you dense mother fucker
person: thanks for that captain obvious
captain obvious: thats ok
person: you dense mother fucker
by cottnsoft April 10, 2013
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by NinjaCookies33 June 5, 2013
Get the Captain Obvious mug.Random Dude 1: YOLO!!!! *about to jump off roof*
Random Dude 2: You Obviously Love Oreos!!!! *gives the guy a pack of Oreos*
Random Dude 1: WTF???
Random Dude 2: You Obviously Love Oreos!!!! *gives the guy a pack of Oreos*
Random Dude 1: WTF???
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by KewlDood123 April 27, 2010
Get the Captain Obvious mug.A deliberate misuse of the word "obviously" used with lashings of irony and/or sarcasm. Used in its purest form, it should sound to the other person as though you are agreeing with what they are saying but to anyone with half a brain the opposite is true. It is a perfectly acceptable response to someone who has just said something utterly stupid.
"Look, it wasn't my fault I wrote off the car. They should never have put a goddamn telegraph pole there in the first place!" "Odviously"
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