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You can all thank the RIAA for Napster's death, because its incredibly stupid and costly efforts to destroy Napster have helped make file trading far more popular than ever.
If only the corporate fatasses empraced Napster instead of killing it. Now they can't do a goddamn thing about stopping all those bootleggers and hackers they pissed off.
by sarcastic May 26, 2003
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napster

A person who is napping a lot, usually unintended, like in a weird or inappropriate situation. Those people are called the napster.
She: "Sorry, I totally passed out last night"
He: "It's okay sweetie, you're just the napster"
by quitzlipochtli May 3, 2010
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A word originating from pidgin and yoruba roots used to describe someone's bum. Commonly used among Nigerians.
"Omo see this boy who get big nyash/yansh from behind. I never see this kind thing ooo."
by omogedami06 June 15, 2022
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fruit naps

Verb: to take all the fruit from your kitchen and put it in/on your bed and nap with the fruit. Preferbly with a sibling.
Peter and Kerrin took fruit naps
by tara kun July 5, 2007
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Napstered

When an old and arrogant company or industry rails against new technology because they are afraid of change and lost profits and then loses market share or goes bankrupt because of their attitude.

A reference to the 1999 Napster snafu, in which illegally downloaded music brought the music industry to its knees and forever changed its face. Smart companies that saw the opportunity for profit in the new filesharing were not Napstered.
"These crazy book publishers are about to get Napstered if they don't start selling ebooks for reasonable prices."

"We own the market now, and our old competition got Napstered when they wasted all their energy fighting change."

"Apple is a company that saw an opportunity and took it. Too bad everyone else just got Napstered."
by BethanyGM February 6, 2010
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napsterbation

The act of masturbating in order to take a much needed nap.
I needed a nap so bad but couldn't fall asleep so I used some much needed napsterbation and fell asleep in 10 seconds.
by 89sky07 January 2, 2012
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Napsterbation

The activity of inducing a nap by masturbating.
"what are you going to do this afternoon?", "I'm going home, drink a beer, maybe a little Napsterbation."
by Maux Faux May 20, 2013
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