Nuttin' Honey

The response one gives their significant other when they are busted watching porn or "porning"

Erik "Hey Amy... What ya doing in your room with your iPod and those candles lit and that vibrating sound?"

Amy "Uh- nuttin' honey! Buzzzzz"

by Scarlettbegonias December 12, 2009

Nutkin'd

Verb: description of a co-worker taunting a fellow co-worker or the boss after doing no work. Similar to Squirrel Nutkin in the "Tale of Squirrel Nutkin" by Beatrix Potter.

You're just pissed because she nutkin'd you in the meeting.

by Jestonb July 4, 2010

nuttin' up

Becoming more crazy with each passing day

"Dan is really nuttin' up lately" said Dauphne.

by dnalevelc July 16, 2008

nubbing

When ones severed arm is inserted into a females vagina.

Jimmy loves nubbing eyren.

by Lyle Mcneil January 9, 2009

soft nuttin'

"Soft nuttin" is something that can happen to any adolescent male. The term coincides with the ejaculation of sperm. A male is said to have "soft-nutted" when his penis is completely flaccid, yet somehow he ejaculates instantly.

Soft nuttin can be triggered from various situations. For example: Seeing something very sexual that makes you blow your load.

Soft nuttin can be very unexpected and unannounced. The element of surprise is what always gets you.

Damn that girl was so fine, I was straight soft nuttin'.

I soft nutted when I saw Keisha bend over.

I'll bet Mr. Cornell soft nutted when his wife told him that she would blow his cock!

by G.M.O February 2, 2008

Steamy Nutkins

The act of devouring a whole family sized packet of KP dry roasted peanuts then taking a shit on an unsuspected victim's face.

"oooh! a Steamy Nutkins on a cold night is really steamy"

by Rapeimus Prime August 8, 2009

Nubin

The ends of a pepperoni or pepperette

I don't want the nubin

by MasonQ November 26, 2010