WOKE

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Having an awkward moment, when asked to define WOKE in a snappy 30 second sound-bite?
Try this one:
WOKE = Will Only Kriticize Europe.
(The Kappa comes from Greek Krino, Kritikos, etc.)
"Only" to be taken in two sentences:
ONLY Europe / Christendom to be criticized; no criticism of Islam, Africa, Asia, USA Black culture, etc.
ONLY Criticizing to destroy, no functionality, no forgiveness, no improvement.
See "Chaztopia" and James Lindsay's tag-lines: "Communism doesn't know how." "The ruthless criticism of all that exists."

Likewise, see #Kriticism, which is critical activity existing only in the Woke/Marxist/Tear-it-down mode, not leading to any actual improvements.
"Can you give us a quick definition of WOKE?"
"When someone says they're WOKE, I can pretty much bet they Will Only Kriticize Europe. No criticism of other culture/religions will be permitted; no kind of functionality or improvement will be on the table. Only Kriticize, Kriticize, Kriticize." It's part of af the larger Cultural Marxist program to destroy everything functional and traditional by Kriticism.
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Woke is a mutable ideology that refutes based ideology.
Woke people believe in God but also believe in abortion.
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Woking

A town South West of London with ideal transport links to London Waterloo. It's more than you'd expect from a town in Surrey and, if you don't mind avoiding chavs and so-called 'gangstas', an ideal place to live if you are middle aged. Key landmarks include the Shah Jahan Mosque, the first Mosque in Great Britain, and Rooster Shack, an innovative chicken shop franchise.
"I'm feeling a Peri Burger Meal, you know anywhere good?"
"Rooster Shack in Woking"
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Woke

If you have to look up the definition of woke, you're not woke.
Sally: "What's woke?"

Brad: "What you aren't apparently."
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Woke

A religion recently developed which entails being "woke." To be woke, a Woke Priest must witness you chug sweet tea, then he/she/they/it will slap your chocolate pudding with the back of a spoon, and place the pudding on your nose, and you will be dubbed as "woke."
Lance got me woke yesterday, at Old Country Buffet. I am so woke!
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Woke

A leftist amalgam of cult like faux outrage over perceived and imagined affronts to their personal belief of morality. Normally at odds with their own members of cult like beliefs. The ideologies are ever moving and the cancel culture is used to enforced their beliefs.
Since Joe Rogan stated he would vote for Trump over Biden those with the woke mob are trying to get him cancelled.
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Woke

Having a high level of spiritual enlightenment. Seeing the truth with your minds eye, allowing you to reach higher consciousness.
He has no ego, he isn't concerned with material things or petty issues, he is of the universe, he is woke as fuck
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