Man Nog

n. A white liquidy substance used in sexual reproduction among homo sapiens. Aka, sperm.
Synonyms: semen, sperm, cum, man juice, facial cream, throat coater, jizz, gizz,

John: "yo dave, where were you last night?"
Dave: "I was busy spraying Mary's face with my man nog"
John: "You're the fucking man"

Jeff: "Dude, I saw your mom last night."
Steve: "Where at??"
Jeff: "Getting out of my bed, she was dripping with my man nog."

Sarah: "I love drinking a glass of man nog in the morning."
Elon: "You're a freak a leak sarah...but I'd give you some of my man nog."

by #Jamaica December 6, 2011

Nig Nog

This phrase has absolutely _no_ racial dimension, despite appearances. It is a Northern British (e.g. Yorkshire) term referring to a silly person. It does not derive from nigger and should not be considered racist at all.

Tha cawn't even spell thi own name -th'art a bluddy nig nog

by Christopher P. Martin April 26, 2006

Nog Clogs

A sexy man with a big penis. Nope just kidding! He is a guy who talks about Death Grips and goes to Walmart for no reason.

"Who's the redhead head kid at Walmart, he is such a Nog Clogs"

by Giovanni Is a sex offender December 8, 2020

Pre-Nog

A kid who is almost an eggnog but not near one

Boomer: Why is grandson being a Pre-Nog nowwadays

Darren: Ok Boomer

by anonymous November 29, 2019

egg nog

An incredibly thick, fatty, sweet, creamy, interesting tasting fluid containing egg yolks traditionally consumed at Christmas. It is really good in my opinion. The initial reaction is the texture of thick snot, but the taste kind of evens it all out.

Egg nog kicks some buttermilk ass.

by bigboi3000 December 18, 2003

Nog job

The Seasonal Hand Job - One person swigs a mouthful of eggnog and spits it onto another persons dick. Proceed to stroke out a creamy yet seasonal handy. Viola, a Nog job

Dude : Let's celebrate Christmas the right way, buddy.
Other Dude : How so, friend?
Dude : Giving each other a Nog job
Other Dude : Sweet!
Dude : Exactly!

by ol' time guy December 9, 2010

Nog fest

Of or pertaining to an event containing 5 or more niggers, usually centered around activities involving bananas, throwing poop and marijuana.

Whoa, dude, this is a straight nog fest!

by grape_fruit May 1, 2011