Ning

A gay stripper

Hey, did you see that Ning at the party?
Yeah I did, bloody hot

by WillBeWill009 November 18, 2022

Ning

The tired, half-asleep way to describe the period of midnight to noon.

I am so tired, it's going to be a long ning.

"Ning Joe", "Ning Steve."

by Mcgregss January 28, 2021

Nings

the currency that the Ning police gets when they catch a Ning

1 nings = 0.50 AUD

ning: bruh you caught me
ning police: yes i will get 10,000 nings

by Freshbaked_bred June 26, 2023

Ning

Someone who gets hunted by the Ning police for Nings

person 1: 2.2 isn't coming out
person 2: you NING! i'm calling the Ning police

by Freshbaked_bred June 26, 2023

ning nong

cross breed inbred gorilla that escaped from the zoo of the republic of negros.

the ning nong has escaped the zoo!
oh shit he better not be throwing it back again i paid good money for him!

by Bigballslover55 September 17, 2022

ning-nong

Someone being an absolute doofus

"oh shut up you ning-nong

by thebaddestbiatch March 17, 2021

Ning nong

A ning nong is a complete fucking wanker and should choke on riley reids left ass cheek

Anna is such a ning nong she cant even do her goddam japanese assignment

by Eatyourvegies May 09, 2019