Neanderdoodle.

When one attempts to achieve a goal, but reaches the polar opposite outcome.

All below are prime examples of a neanderdoodle.

Obama's first term of presidency.

The war on drugs.

The 19th Ammendment.

The failed assassination attempt of Ronald Reagan

Abstinence programs.

Ryan Leaf.

by Puking Llama November 30, 2011

Nerang

The worst place to live on the Gold coast of Australia. This place is filled with dirty bogans that all drive shitty Holdens. They use these cars to pick up girls from the white-pants variety. These girls are easy and will put out to look cool.

kid 1:"Who the fuck invited those skanks to the party."
kid 2:"I dont know but they came with those bogans."
kid 1:"I think they come from Nerang."
kid 2:"Fuck I hate Nerang."

by dootsan December 10, 2003

Neanderthal

Often called a "Leah". An idiotic human who spends their time hurling abuse in the street because that's all they can do. Their language revolves around the word "fuck", and they insult people who are smarter than them through jealousy and envy.
Often know for 'sponging' off the council, and most of the time they live in a council house because of lack of funds and lazy, idiotic parents.

"Shit. Get away from that Neanderthal, they may take you wallet"

by SanchezForPresident May 15, 2005

Neanderthal

White men who like to use violence to get their way with people because they lack any real intelligences. They are usually boomers, bikers, gang members, mobsters and racists.

Billy: You know the Neanderthals died out thousands of years ago

Mandy: No they didn't, I saw one yesterday on a Harley bike

by Mix Master Mason June 22, 2020

Neanderthot

A young girl whose primal instinct is to act like a hoe to attract as many mates as possible in a desperate attempt to fill the hole that her drunk, dead-beat father left. Typically found in the front row at bass music events and hip-hop shows wearing as little clothing as possible, even in sub-zero climates. This wild beast is known to carry many different types of diseases so be very careful when coming in close contact.

"Bro, you going to that all ages Borgore show?"
"HA! Yeah fucking right, man. That shit is gonna be wall-to-wall Neanderthots."

by DamnReptiles! February 25, 2015

nehansa

The cutest most amazing person in the entire world

Person 1: have you see nehansa??
Person 2: yeah bro she's my dream girl

by Villajah September 4, 2020

neander

From Neanderthal.

Noun: Someone who holds power tools in disdain

Verb: To use brute force on, with hand tools.

If you don't have a jointer, just neander it with a scrub plane before you run it through the planer.

OR

He's not big on Norm Abrams, he's a neander.

by Yitah January 27, 2004