Needle Dick 

A term used to describe a person usually of swedish origin who participates in the world or warcraft player vs player aspect of the game.

A needle dick usually talks in a loud voice, shouts alot regarding PVP and is rude to fellow players.

Being a needle dick in The world of warcraft comes from having a small penis causing alot of anger and frustration.

The following places are where you will find needle dicks:

Outside Ironforge Dueling
Any of the PVP arenas
Outside Dalaran Bank doing gear inspections for pugs
VOA on a wednesday
HoN - heroes of newerth
Battle.net

Spamming trade with the following: "LFM ToC,Naxx,udluar *ITEM RESERVED (usually grim toll or trinket of some sort* must link achievement, stats & epic"

Dave: How was that new priest in your 2v2?
Mike: All he did was shout at us and get really agressive
Dave: was he SWE?!?!?!? :))))))
Mike: Yes, how did you guess?
Dave: You've just experienced a needle dick

Garry: Why did that undead mage start jumping after he killed me?

Steven: Must be a needle dick

Baz: WTF HOW COULD LET HIM KITE YOU, ARE YOU RETARDED OR SOMETHING? **Sigh**

Larry: Stop being such a needle dick

Needle Dick by Footlong Larry November 8, 2009

needle dick 

an extremely thin dick having the appearance of a sewing needle

bob has a pointy needle dick

needle dick by DAR May 1, 2003

needle dick 

someone with a small penis. usually insecure and also fat to go along with the small penis.

eh joe, nice needle dick you got there. Looks like a twig and berries.

needle dick by your mother sucks cock February 1, 2009

needle nips

when weather is extreme and your nipples get very hard. it can only occur during harsh rain or snow storms, especially during storms with lightning.

"Yo DUUUUDE! did you see that lightning??!"
"Naw son, i must have missed it but your needle nips are hanging out."

needle nips by stretchmarx July 20, 2007

needle hits 

burning hashish on the end of a pin like on cheech and chong

toke....toke it out man

needle hits by bum December 7, 2003

Needle in a Gaystack 

The term used to define the only heterosexual male or female in a gay bar or club, and often pulls the only other 'Needle in a Gaystack' of the opposite sex. Usually forced by their gay or lesbian friend(s) or often the overconfident 'straight guy' from work who persistently professes how comfortable he is with his sexuality/how metrosexual he is.

Hetero: "I don't know whether I'll come to G-A-Y with you on Friday, it'll be full of gay people."
Homo: "Straight people always pull in there, even if it is like finding a Needle in a Gaystack."

Needle in a Gaystack by audgim December 13, 2012

Needle Brain 

A person with a needle sized brain meaning they do not have the ability to think like a normal human being.

Guy1: I'm gonna pull tonight

Guy2: *Tugs rope*
Guy1: Not like that you needle brain!

Needle Brain by BLEEDINGREDDRAGO December 26, 2012