Mumph

Used to express reluctance or disinterest in carryinng out an activity that is undesired.

Honey, could you please take out the trash?

Mumph.

by Ted December 2, 2003

Mummy Yummy

A sexual act involving the penis being wrapped with a fruit-by-the-foot or strips of fruit leather in order to be used as a condom during intercourse. After ejaculation, the fruit leather is removed from the penis and eaten by either or both partners.

"...she wouldn't have sex without a condom and there weren't any in the house...I had no choice but to give her a mummy yummy..."

by PlayOnPlaya September 2, 2009

yummy mummy

An attractive, healthy, and very sexy mother! Usually a young woman or sometimes a really gorgeous and hot middle aged mother. Yummy mummies usually wear trendy clothes, have great hairstyles and always look fabulous.

Isn't that woman a hottie? She's a yummy mummy!

by blahblahblah February 14, 2005

mummy-claw

(verb) extension of the toes while sleeping so that the toenails rake the skin of a bed partner, producing an unpleasant sensation for that partner.

"When we spoon, he has the horrible habit of mummy-clawing me in my sleep with his crusty toenails."

by annieb86 February 21, 2010

MUMMYGILLZZ

Another name for ones testicles, or balls

Ahhh you hit me in the MUMMYGILLZZ (said in Scottish accent)

by theBAB September 15, 2010

Muppy

1. A large, explosive shit, usually brought on by eating dominos pizza or drinking beer.

2. The act of taking a large explosive shit

Wow Kevin! I can’t believe you ate so much food, you are probably going to have a great muppy later on.

by Kanyewhizzle February 14, 2021

Burrito Sized Mummy

A burrito sized mummy referes to an extreemly large joint. It takes about 6 rolling papers to create one

Hey patna why dont you light up that burrito sized mummy you got rolled up

by BIGGDAD September 5, 2009