Maleen

Maleen is the best girlfriend ever, there will never be a better girlfriend in the history of this universe. Maleen is the cutest, prettiest, smartest and most amazing person you will ever meet. She is just the best and there's no human on earth more awesome then her.

Maleen is cool

by JJames13 April 19, 2018

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candy mule

Someone that smuggles candy into the movie theater to avoid paying the ridiculous costs at the concession stand.

Kat is a horrible candy mule, she aborted the mission as she approached the ticket collector.

by dungpow August 18, 2010

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phone muler

A person that walks into a Radio Shack and gets as many cell phones that he or she can get on a contract and sells them on the streets.

Customer - Yo, what's up?
Employee - How can I help you today?
Customer - I would like to sign up for a new At&t contract.
Employee - how many lines will you be getting today?
Customer - However many they let me have
Employee - Ok, and what kind of phones?
Customer - iPhone 5s.
Employee - What color would you like?
Customer - Whatever color you have.
Employee - Ok, they said you can have up to 5 lines with a $100 deposit on each one.
Customer - Great I will take 5 iPhone 5s' any color.
Employee (Yells out to the store manager) PHONE MULER, PHONE MULER.

by Phone Muler 1 February 20, 2014

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Mermaid Mule

A delicious alcoholic beverage of clear Puerto Rican rum, ginger beer, lime juice, a dash of orange bitters, and enough blue curaçao to make the beverage electric blue. Served in a clear glass. Concoction created in Novato, CA by The Duchess Mermaid along with Jaqueline, an amazing bartendress.

A mermaid walks into a bar.
“I’ll have a Mermaid Mule, please.”

by DuchessMermaid July 9, 2019

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