(Muff-l-ed; Tor-peed-oh): The action of first man or
woman's anus passing gas at the moment that it is being
penetrated by second man's penis. The penis of man two is
referred to as the torpedo being muffled by the fart of man
or woman one. Can be pleasurable and sexy. Can be
embarassing and awkward.
woman's anus passing gas at the moment that it is being
penetrated by second man's penis. The penis of man two is
referred to as the torpedo being muffled by the fart of man
or woman one. Can be pleasurable and sexy. Can be
embarassing and awkward.
Tyrese: "TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT MUH-FUCKA!"
Deejanaye: "OH, BABY! YOU DO IT SO GOOD... Um, excuse me..."
Tyrese: "Damn, baby! That felt good! Shit, do dat again!"
Deejanaye: "I didn't mean to."
Tyrese: "Naa, baby! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little muffled-torpedo!"
Deejanaye: "OH, BABY! YOU DO IT SO GOOD... Um, excuse me..."
Tyrese: "Damn, baby! That felt good! Shit, do dat again!"
Deejanaye: "I didn't mean to."
Tyrese: "Naa, baby! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little muffled-torpedo!"
by The Choco September 23, 2011
Get the Muffled-Torpedomug. When you are in a public restroom and feel the need to rip a fart and know that everyone will be listening so you grab a wad of toilet paper and hold against your anus to muffle the sound.
Muffle/Muffled- As I sat in the public restroom I heard the deep breathing of the person in the next stall. I knew a big fart was coming and had to do something quick. I grabbed a wad of toilet paper right before I blew and muffled the noise by the cheaply made paper my finger goes through.
by BrittM June 24, 2025
Get the Mufflemug. by your boi JONATHAN October 16, 2007
Get the Penis Muffledmug. A fart of average to loud volume that sounds muffled due to various factors. (fabric/thickness of pants, position, etc.)
Oh, that fart was a muffle-me-puffer!
by Peachfuzz Jimmy February 7, 2009
Get the Muffle-me-puffermug. Also known as a snout or muzzle on a dog. This definition is called this word because dogs cannot talk.
Spanky has a 4” muffle.
by Deez Nuts83 April 29, 2021
Get the Mufflemug. When you sense you lady friend is about to flatulate in the act of cunnilingus, reach your hand between her loins open palmed and gently press against her bum hole, and control the release of wind at your discretion.
Jake: "I can't go down on my wife after Taco Tuesday, if you know what I mean."
Matt: "Yo, you gotta play the muffled trumpet. Works wonders with Lexi. She loves it."
Jake: "Just get up in there?"
Matt: "I straight Miles Davised Lexi last Tuesday. Just take it into your own hands. Pun intended."
Matt: "Yo, you gotta play the muffled trumpet. Works wonders with Lexi. She loves it."
Jake: "Just get up in there?"
Matt: "I straight Miles Davised Lexi last Tuesday. Just take it into your own hands. Pun intended."
by bboymono January 28, 2015
Get the Muffled Trumpetmug. by Deez Nuts83 April 29, 2021
Get the Mufflemug.