fart muffler

The act of holding toilette paper over the rectum while passing gas in a public restroom stall in order to conceal the noise of flatulating.

Because the ladies room was full, Erin used a fart muffler to conceal her true intentions in the stall.

by SKN December 9, 2006

muffed

another use for fucked up

Damn your ass got muffed up

by Kerry Ann January 6, 2007

muffleduff

When a female lands on her vagina hard thus "duffing" it up

Dude did you see that girl do a mis-vault?, it was a right muffleduff

by Liam Mason February 4, 2008

Muffle Duck

A Scapegoat for a female vaginal fart.

Guy: Nom nom nom

Girl: (fart noise)

Guy: That wasn't what I think it was, was it?

Girl: Dang ducks!

Muffle Duck

by Kerfunk February 17, 2010

Muffler Man

A barber who will trim a girl's muff.

The muffler man helped trim my girlfriend's large muff.

by СукаБлять June 6, 2015

Muffle Puff

When a girl with a hairy vagina sits on her mans face to shut him up and then farts.

My wife gave my a muffle puff last night because I wouldn’t shut up about Brady leaving the Pats

by ZER0D4RK June 19, 2020

Rainbow Muffler

Gay Anal Sex; Homosexual Buttfuck; When two men do each other!

Robert: Hey Baby, I want to give you a Rainbow Muffler!
Enzo: NO WAY FAG!
Peter: LOL
Roosevelt: I'll take it baby

by RMenke April 25, 2011