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muffinate

to procrastinate productively; to avoid work by doing other slightly more pleasurable work
Melissa muffinates when she bakes muffins instead of doing her homework.

Karina enjoys muffinating over haunted houses rather than doing her lab assignment.
by broadwayfilly October 15, 2006
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euphamism for the rear end of an attractive young female
girl got a fine-ass muffin back there
by Mojo February 15, 2005
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Muffins is another word for 'lol'. It can be used if you use the word 'lol' too much on Twitter, Myspace etc.

Jimmy Machan came up with the word 'muffins' instead of 'lol'.
Hubert: I love Miley Cyrus.
Jimmy: Muffins, loser.
by aashleee September 12, 2009
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A really good snack that comes in different kinds of flavors and is a wheat product. :o
by Nikki March 27, 2005
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The worst insult and can be used to describe a pussy or dumbass.
*Gets raped*
"Get the fuck off me you Muffin!"
by DarkDefinor December 3, 2018
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What a defender yells when you fuck up an easy ass shot
Attacker:*misses easiest shot ever*
Defender: MUFFIN!!
by Official word Nugget October 23, 2023
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an affectionate name for a friend or S.O similar to "babe"
hey muffin
how's my muffin today
muffin so good to see you!
by keegee chee February 25, 2015
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