muffinate

to procrastinate productively; to avoid work by doing other slightly more pleasurable work

Melissa muffinates when she bakes muffins instead of doing her homework.

Karina enjoys muffinating over haunted houses rather than doing her lab assignment.

by broadwayfilly October 15, 2006

muffin

euphamism for the rear end of an attractive young female

girl got a fine-ass muffin back there

by Mojo February 15, 2005

Muffins

Muffins is another word for 'lol'. It can be used if you use the word 'lol' too much on Twitter, Myspace etc.

Jimmy Machan came up with the word 'muffins' instead of 'lol'.

Hubert: I love Miley Cyrus.
Jimmy: Muffins, loser.

by aashleee September 12, 2009

Muffin

A really good snack that comes in different kinds of flavors and is a wheat product. :o

Chocolate chip muffins are the best.

by Nikki March 27, 2005

Muffin

The worst insult and can be used to describe a pussy or dumbass.

*Gets raped*
"Get the fuck off me you Muffin!"

by DarkDefinor December 3, 2018

Muffin

What a defender yells when you fuck up an easy ass shot

Attacker:*misses easiest shot ever*
Defender: MUFFIN!!

by Official word Nugget October 23, 2023

Muffin

an affectionate name for a friend or S.O similar to "babe"

hey muffin
how's my muffin today
muffin so good to see you!

by keegee chee February 25, 2015