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Portable mouthwash

If you're thirsty, find yourself a squirter. Collect, Bottle, and save for later.
Portable mouthwash always quenches my thirst after a long run

Lagoon Mouthwash 

Lagoon Mouthwash-
When one person receiving oral, pisses down the throat of the person giving, and that person precedes to vomit up the piss onto the receiving person’s penis.
Person 1: It’s been a while since I’ve gotten Lagoon Mouthwashed.

Person 2: What’s that?
Person 1: Oh, oh buddy..

Methane Mouthwash 

When you drop your drawers and bare-ass fart into your sleeping friend's open mouth as they are breathing in, causing them to jump awake and spit.
Dude, John is passed out with his mouth wide open. You should go and give him a methane mouthwash and see how fast it makes him stop snoring!

Mongolian Mouthwash 

A male peeing into a female’s mouth.
My husband gave me the ol’ Mongolian Mouthwash now I’m pregnant with Martians. Elon Musk help me!

Bong Mouthwash.

Bong MouthWash :
When you swish the bong water in your mouth like mouthwash.
Stoner: Bro, I forgot to bring water to my smoke sesh, and my mouth was dry as a camels pussy.
Stoner #2: And?
Stoner: I had to Bong Mouthwash.
Bong Mouthwash. by MegaMilky April 28, 2021

mudman mouthwash 

A lean-like drink that makes you really high

Ingredients:
Colgate
Piss
Milk
Lemon juice
me and the homies gonna drink some mudman mouthwash
mudman mouthwash by Jjjjjwi March 8, 2022