A powerful piece of facial hair that will capture an audience and force them to vote for you in an election
by Nathanbae and Harambae August 31, 2016
A moustache grown shortly after a break-up, inspired by the wearer's certainty his ex would have hated it.
Armando grew a spite moustache, even though he didn't want one, because he felt like he finally could after his breakup.
by Morgan Arrija May 18, 2011
When a badly grown moustache simply makes you look like a cunt.
found commonly on men but can effect women too.
found commonly on men but can effect women too.
Me: Hey Derek, have you seen Dave lately?
Derek: Yeah hes acquired a moustache gash
Me: i know he looks like a right {cunt}
Derek: What a cunt!
Derek: Yeah hes acquired a moustache gash
Me: i know he looks like a right {cunt}
Derek: What a cunt!
by magicrob69 July 02, 2016
by BixiBite January 25, 2011
Who wants a mustache ride-this is a quote from the nude scene in suupertroopers for the less educated people out there
by fuckingsupercop March 07, 2005
An area of facial hair on a man's face, that not only proudly boasts of musical prowess, but serves as a precursor to the legendary icon that is the man with the facial hair.
BOY 1: DUDE, look at that guy rip on bass! He's owning it!
BOY 2: Yeah man, and his facial hair is totally Reid's Moustache.
BOY 1: Dude.
BOY 2: Yeah man, and his facial hair is totally Reid's Moustache.
BOY 1: Dude.
by JustMeGirl October 23, 2011
by Dick Kurkensen November 21, 2007