mourning wood 

(n) when one pop's a boner at a funeral, or a wake

Damn man, did you see Jimmy's dead grandma?? she gave me mourning wood.

mourning wood by Greg "El Capitan" April 29, 2006

Mourning wood 

getting a boner at a funeral.

when i was at aunt Betty's funeral uncle Sean had mourning wood when he saw the body

Mourning wood by Rammit Inmah Asshol May 17, 2017

Morning Woodn't 

Waking up next to someone the next morning who is so strikingly hideous that you are unable to become aroused. Antonym: Morning Wood.

John woke up next to a random chick that he had met at the bar and it was found he had a morning woodn't.

Morning Woodn't by Michele March 30, 2004

Mourning Wood 

When you're afraid of getting sexually aroused for a short period of time after one of your close relatives passed away because you think they're watching over you from heaven.

Guy: Dude, I saw some wicked porn last night, but ever since gammy passed away, I've had sever Mourning Wood..
Dude: You mean like when you wake up?
Guy: No... Look it up on urban dictionary dumbass

Mourning Wood by Acronomicon March 18, 2014

moring wood

Wake up from fucking someone hot in your dream (wet dream) and have an erection

Girl "honey why you still in bed"
Guy "trying to get rid of my moring wood"

moring wood by inthedarkshadows January 10, 2014

morning woody 

when you wake up with a bonner. And it happens every morning and you then have to piss.

i woke up and got a morning woody it sucked cuzz my mom walked in i had to hide it.

morning woody by mike.l July 17, 2006

mourning wood 

When you get an erection due to nostalgic thoughts of an ex-lover.

Dude 1: "Stacy's ass was so nice... I miss it so much..." *pops boner*
Dude 2: "Did you just get mourning wood?!"

mourning wood by Hoochiecaca September 2, 2011