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a female that looks tempting from afar but is 'a horse-frightener' when viewed up close. see 'trick dog'. Related to 'lager beauty'
When I saw her through the pub window buying chips i had to go and chat her up but she turned out to be a stealth moose
by churdler April 4, 2003
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What are you doing step-bro??
I'm pomping my mooscles so we can play that game very well better yiss yiss
I'm pomping my mooscles so we can play that game very well better yiss yiss
by EmanueleGay69 October 8, 2020
Get the mooscles mug.Dead Moose is a form of horseplay usually participated in by a group of men. The term was made famous by the Eminem line:
"Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose/But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose"
which references actor Tom Green humping a dead moose on MTV.
The game starts when one member of a group places their thumbs on their temples and stretches out their fingers, resembling a moose's antlers. The rest of the group follows suit and the last one to do so becomes the dead moose. The dead moose must immediately lie still on the ground, while the rest of the group dry humps them with vigour. The game is over when the humpers decide that the dead moose has been defiled enough.
"Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose/But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose"
which references actor Tom Green humping a dead moose on MTV.
The game starts when one member of a group places their thumbs on their temples and stretches out their fingers, resembling a moose's antlers. The rest of the group follows suit and the last one to do so becomes the dead moose. The dead moose must immediately lie still on the ground, while the rest of the group dry humps them with vigour. The game is over when the humpers decide that the dead moose has been defiled enough.
Person 1: *Makes moose antlers with their hands*
Person 2: *Makes moose antlers with their hands*
Person 3: *Makes moose antlers with their hands*
Person 4:*Makes moose antlers with their hands*
Person 5: *Doesn't realize*
Person 1: DEAD MOOSE!
Person 5: *Lies still on the ground*
Person 1: *Proceeds to hump Person 5*
Person 2: *Proceeds to hump Person 5*
Person 3: *Proceeds to hump Person 5*
Person 4: *Proceeds to hump Person 5*
Person 3: Alright enough, we've been preponderated enough. The moose has been penetrated.
Person 2: *Makes moose antlers with their hands*
Person 3: *Makes moose antlers with their hands*
Person 4:*Makes moose antlers with their hands*
Person 5: *Doesn't realize*
Person 1: DEAD MOOSE!
Person 5: *Lies still on the ground*
Person 1: *Proceeds to hump Person 5*
Person 2: *Proceeds to hump Person 5*
Person 3: *Proceeds to hump Person 5*
Person 4: *Proceeds to hump Person 5*
Person 3: Alright enough, we've been preponderated enough. The moose has been penetrated.
by YeastYeastBoi June 11, 2018
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No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".
by RFenyman December 25, 2008
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Part of a TV Cult Comedy "Dare to Belive"
I have lived in this house all of my life. Everything has a story to tell. This reminds me of the aguamoose. Aguamooooooooooose... moose agua.
by Letum January 22, 2005
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