pudd mopper

someone who licks pussy.

girl: your a pudd mopper.

boy: i know.

by itsbrookemarie July 17, 2009

Jizz mopper

Those poor slobs who are paid to clean up cum when you leave a porn movieor live girl show

my paycheck is so small,damn jizz moppers make more than I do!

by stud-nugget September 22, 2015

Topper Mopper

When a male with a considerably long goatee it’s a girls pussy and she comes on his beard. Then the mail, with his soaked goatee, pins her down and wipes it across her forehead in a mopping motion.

(Example 1) “Yo dude I was with this big boobed Latina and I gave her a Topper Mopper.”
(Example 2) “I still can’t get the smell out of my goatee after that Topper Mopper last night.”

by Legendaryshopbesties November 30, 2021

Mooger

1. One who Moogs; an individual who partakes in mooging. 2. One who studies moogonomics and/or is a citizen of Moogopolis.

1. God damn Moogers! 2. Your Mooger bacon is ready. 3. Quit your Moogin'. 3. Moog on Mooger

by IA IA Pazuzu May 20, 2009

Mooger

(n.) Undeniably hot, and intelligent.

Katie is an amazing Mooger.

by Panda Bear and Mooger January 28, 2008

Moonery

To act like Keith Moon, in homage to Keith Moon. Moonery necessitates excessive substance abuse, plus ridiculous larks and japes.

Talk about moonery... he was off his head, clad in a cardboard box, pretending to be a robot on the Uxbridge Road! Moon would approve.

by Jon Beaumont AKA Spuggs March 18, 2004

Mopery

Verb; acting suspiciously. A police slang word for a non-existent crime. A derivative of the noun mope.

I'm about to pop that dude for mopery with intent to gawk.

by excop January 8, 2015