The state of someone who does not have a t.v. and mooches off their friends to watch the NCAA basketball tournament.
by Fatrazmo March 20, 2011
People who take advantage of another person's generosity by moving into a room, not paying any rent, and then overstaying their welcome.
An inconsiderate room-mooch, like my chick's roommate named Alex, needs to stop making excuses and get your lazy ass out of the house. Move your ass out, slacker!
by givinmyopinions April 13, 2006
An arrangement where a girl lives off of you in exchange for sex. Not prostitution, but just the lazy live in girlfriend.
She was supposed to pay half the rent, but she's a good piece of ass so it sorta became an unspoken mooch for cooch agreement.
by The Shamann August 12, 2015
A person who is unemployed and lazy. They survive by keeping track of friends and relatives paydays, in hopes to mooch some cash from them for cigarettes, beer and painpills ( you know, their basic necessities).
I hate payday anymore, there is always atleast one payday mooch trying to hit me up for some quick cash. They always say they will pay me back but "I keep giving and I just ain't been getting ".
by Omegastrike September 15, 2010
by The Big Puh July 31, 2017
A digital beggar. Someone who wants something for free .. someone who takes and takes but doesn't give back. But instead of a street corner. There on youtube, snapchat, facebook etc. For example Jovan Hill as per the NY post
Hill has more than 200,000 social-media followers distributed across such platforms as Periscope, YouTube, Instagram and Twitter, and he guides them like a symphony conductor.
‘It was like a miniature Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon, only with muscular dystrophy displaced by laziness and marijuana attachment.’
“I’m very poor today,” Hill says on the video between tokes. “So if you want any tax write-offs, please donate to the Jovan charity.”
Hill has more than 200,000 social-media followers distributed across such platforms as Periscope, YouTube, Instagram and Twitter, and he guides them like a symphony conductor.
‘It was like a miniature Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon, only with muscular dystrophy displaced by laziness and marijuana attachment.’
“I’m very poor today,” Hill says on the video between tokes. “So if you want any tax write-offs, please donate to the Jovan charity.”
Look at that cyber mooch begging for rent online. No shame
Jovan was cyber mooching hard today for that skywalker kush
Jovan was cyber mooching hard today for that skywalker kush
by P - Hustle December 15, 2018
Men who are lazy youtubers, who pretends to be chef of 25 years, soccer play, lounge singer on a cruise ship, wedding sing, & lets not forgot magician. Synonym: Nader
by Snarky Priest June 15, 2023