Cat food bath monster

The Legend of the Koekoeken. A Koekoeken is a monster that steals bodies by playing the victim’s game of their choice. If you lose, the Koekoeken will take your body. If the Koekoeken loses, then they keep that body for the rest of their lives. They bathe in cat food because of the taurine inside of it, as they need it for nourishment. When there was no cat food, they used boiled cow’s urine to keep them sustained. The Koekoeken appears in a Netflix series called, ‘Creeped Out’.

Stu searched up a cat food bath monster on his computer and found out that it was a Koekoeken

by Chrischael November 9, 2021

Lag monster

A supposedly mythical creature that causes lag. Said to have been only seen by veterans of the internets

Mommmmmmmmmy I had that nightmare again with the lag monster.. can I hug my modem...

by Homoriffic December 13, 2006

Complete monster

A villain that is the of the worst of the worst and sinks to the lowest of the lows..

Sosuke Aizen from Bleach is a complete monster, he does some truly vile things to Ichigo, his friends and even his own followers.

by L2J July 20, 2012

M-m-m-monster Kill

A phrase from Unreal Tournament and Unreal Tournament 2004 used as an award for getting 6 kills in a short amount of time. The effects in the sound are the letter M skipping 3 times (hence M-M-M-) and the word Kill echoing three times.

Awards preceding Monster Kill are Double Kill, Multi Kill, Mega Kill and ULTRA KILL, with LUDACRIS KILL! and H O L Y S H I T! coming after Monster Kill.

UT Announcer: Double ki- Multi kill! Mega KillULTRA KILL!!! M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!

(note: the reason multi kill and mega kill are shortened is that usually the player is getting kills so quickly that there is not enough time for the announcer to utter the entire phrase and it is cut off, replaced by the next award sound. The ULTRA KILL phrase is also commonly completely replaced by the announcement of Killing Spree, when the player scores 5 kills without dying.)

by Reginald Maulding November 16, 2006

Mass Monster

A Mass Monster is a person who is consisted of nothing but pure hard gained muscle. They usually skip most of their classes and go out of their way to go to a school gym. The weight room is pretty much their second home.

What’s that clanging noise in the weight room? I thought it was closed.
Oh that’s probably just Elijah being a Mass Monster .

by YazDef February 20, 2020

The one eyed monster

Term/code name for your penis

I gotta go take the one eyed monster to the optometrist.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

hide the monster

This is a slang term for the act of having sex.
inserting the penis in the vagina aka hiding the monster

hey what did you two do last nite.
oh we went down in the basement and played hide the monster.

by [e-mail] January 24, 2008