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Anti Monkey Butt

formulated with a cornstarch base, kaolin (for extra chafing protection), sodium bicarbonate (for fighting odor) and powdered calamine (for soothing).
And, we’re not monkeying around! Anti Monkey Butt was born from the desire to provide humankind with high quality products that help maximize the well-being and performance of those who work hard, play hard and for anyone who doesn't want to spend their day in discomfort.
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Anti Monkey Butt

a rare breed and we’re not monkeying around!
You can use Anti Monkey Butt Powder to protect you from a multitude of skin irritations like blistering feet, between skin folds,
by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023
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Shameless Butt Monkey

The shameless butt monkey pleaded with the court for transparency.
by 51acker December 30, 2020
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anal dwelling research butt monkey

Being an ass and tweaked or hyped up on anpethiames or caffeine
Man he is a anal dwelling research butt monkey
by Crazy whiteboy October 10, 2023
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Fuck Monkey Butt

When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey
Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...
by Jellotin Desert September 6, 2009
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