monitor hugger

An individual who is so obsessed with computing devices that their own thoughts, words, and actions embody the love a tree hugger also has for trees.

"Hey, I just got legally married to my GeForce RTX 3070!" "Dudebro, you're SUCH a monitor hugger."

by stomachbrougham February 1, 2021

Monitor Stand

Its the thing that makes your computer monitor stand on something

He needed a Monitor Stand for his Monitor

by Jokkerd February 11, 2021

monitor_lite

monitor_lite is super hot and is married to nitrome_lite and I want to have seggs with him because he’s hot

do you know about my hot friend monitor_lite? No I don’t? You should you little caca baby because monitor_lite is super hot

by Cac joke May 27, 2021

Monitor Butter

The slow buildup of grease, ejaculate, pre ejaculate, urine, saliva, poo, earwax and bogeys on your computer screen as you accidentally dropped your monitor into the toilet then proceeded to do unspeakable things

Me: Bro check out my monitor butter

Bro: ok

by YBPYT October 1, 2021

Monitor Tan

When someone spends all of their time in front of their screen, and never gets out into the real world

Friend 1: Hey, where's Derick?
Friend 2: Derick decided he wanted to stay home and work on his monitor tan.

by Lawdog606 March 9, 2023

monitoring spirit

an individual who observes what others are doing and talks about them but doesn’t consider this person close to them.

instead of talking to me about it she moving like a ‘monitoring spirit’.

she keeps watches me like a ‘monitoring spirit’

by getyourmoneyupsisss December 28, 2024

monitor the situation

To scroll Twitter/X and other news sites to see what’s going on with a developing news story.

“Dude we kidnapped Maduro in the middle of the night, time to go on Twitter/X and monitor the situation for a few hours to see what happens next.”

by Bruce Robbie February 22, 2026