filthy mongrel 

A term given to someone, usually a small child, when they are acting in a completely phsycotic or hyper-active manner. Used in a affectionate way.

- Small child is running around in circles laughing at his/her own fart
- Onlooker: Oh you filthy mongrel!

filthy mongrel by Billybob the banksiaman November 26, 2007

cock mongrel

A person who will fight a war or die trying for a small sample of cock; a barbarian for cock.

Man that guy has some serious shell shock. He's a Cock Mongrel.

cock mongrel by iHypno January 13, 2008

tity mongrel 

a person who loves tites so much they will sitck their head in them and shake it around like a wild animal.

"Man Tom gets laid a lot, but he turns down those flat chested girls, he is a tity mongrel.

tity mongrel by billy joe jenkjins January 14, 2008

stroke the mongrel's head

To masterbate, wank, jerk-off, thrap, tug, strum the pink darth vader, pull the pud, stroke the sausage, self abuse,

I think I`m going to stroke the mongrel's head before bed time

stroke the mongrel's head by kendohmassif March 8, 2009

turd mongrel 

1).A turd comprised with chunks of undigested food such as corn

2).Multiple turds from different donors stuck together, usually found in port-o-pottys and gas-station restrooms

"After eating that corn today, next time i shit there's gonna be a huge turd mongrel in the toilet"

turd mongrel by bitch faced angler aka Jar-Jar August 3, 2007

Cock Mongrel

Whenever a football player blitzes every play. Usually caused by lack of skill in their secondary or out out of fear.

Crockett: Tabor is full of cock mongrels, they blitz every play.

Cock Mongrel by BuddhaBrown September 2, 2009

Cock Mongrel

A person who is obsessed with the cock and will do anything to get it.

Bob: That girl is a total cock mongrel
Chad: Yeah, look at her stare at that guys package foaming at the mouth..

Cock Mongrel by ShitKok September 22, 2007