this is what you call the spunk dripping from the freshly violated ocular cavity of a one-eyed person.
"dude, you banged that one-eyed chick?"
"yeah! i couldn't believe it when she asked me to give her a mississippi monocle. she's a freak!"
"yeah! i couldn't believe it when she asked me to give her a mississippi monocle. she's a freak!"
by bobmanob March 11, 2009
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Hunter1:Dan killed himself in a friggin hunting accident
Hunter2:What he do?
Hunter1:Thought he could kill a bear with a knife
Hunter2:What a mongletard
Hunter2:What he do?
Hunter1:Thought he could kill a bear with a knife
Hunter2:What a mongletard
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After a tragic speluniking incidint he was only able to give his woman an an arabian monacle, you assclown.
by cindy assclown January 14, 2008
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I was trying to give my girl the Japanese Rain Goggle but it was cold and only was able to give her a Japanese Rain Monocle instead.
by Mr.Ballsack August 30, 2013
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1.) A person who has excessive wealth and behaves in the fassion of a 19th century British industrialist, speaking with the same accent etc. Monocles care not for the welfare of others, only their own material wealth and generosity is to them a waste of precious money. Generally, 'Monocle' doesn't refer to someone who has earned their position, it refers to someone who was either born rich, or procured their wealth via minimum work, such as by collecting rent. A adjective is often used to describe people who are Monocles, this adjective is 'wymsical'.
2.) A lense that only covers one eye, used by the rich in the 19th century.
1.) A person who has excessive wealth and behaves in the fassion of a 19th century British industrialist, speaking with the same accent etc. Monocles care not for the welfare of others, only their own material wealth and generosity is to them a waste of precious money. Generally, 'Monocle' doesn't refer to someone who has earned their position, it refers to someone who was either born rich, or procured their wealth via minimum work, such as by collecting rent. A adjective is often used to describe people who are Monocles, this adjective is 'wymsical'.
2.) A lense that only covers one eye, used by the rich in the 19th century.
1.) "That guy is such a friggen monocle, collecting all that rent for himself from all those struggling poor families."
2.) "Oh, this monocle is rather handy for one to peer at how ones stocks have performed today."
2.) "Oh, this monocle is rather handy for one to peer at how ones stocks have performed today."
by Qudamah September 29, 2005
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