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mississippi monocle

this is what you call the spunk dripping from the freshly violated ocular cavity of a one-eyed person.
"dude, you banged that one-eyed chick?"
"yeah! i couldn't believe it when she asked me to give her a mississippi monocle. she's a freak!"
by bobmanob March 11, 2009
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mongletard

The conjoined words mongliod and retard.Usually used as an insult towards insanely retarded adults and children
Hunter1:Dan killed himself in a friggin hunting accident
Hunter2:What he do?
Hunter1:Thought he could kill a bear with a knife
Hunter2:What a mongletard
by Jack Peters August 7, 2006
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arabian monacle

is arabian sunglasses given by a man with one said testicle.
After a tragic speluniking incidint he was only able to give his woman an an arabian monacle, you assclown.
by cindy assclown January 14, 2008
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arabian monocle

Similar to the Arabian Goggles and performed in the same manner covering one eye only.
Buffalo Gord only has one nut so he had to settle for an Arabian Monocle
by jonitals April 23, 2008
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Japanese Rain Monocle

Close to the Japanese Rain Goggles but your man only has one nut sack that drops. Picture the Monopoly guy or Mr. Peanut.
I was trying to give my girl the Japanese Rain Goggle but it was cold and only was able to give her a Japanese Rain Monocle instead.
by Mr.Ballsack August 30, 2013
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hot monacle

When a man comes on the white of a woman's eyeball, giving her a feeling like she's wearing a hot monacle
Jack gives Sheila a hot monacle to end the porn-shoot
by JackWTP September 4, 2008
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monocle

Noun.
1.) A person who has excessive wealth and behaves in the fassion of a 19th century British industrialist, speaking with the same accent etc. Monocles care not for the welfare of others, only their own material wealth and generosity is to them a waste of precious money. Generally, 'Monocle' doesn't refer to someone who has earned their position, it refers to someone who was either born rich, or procured their wealth via minimum work, such as by collecting rent. A adjective is often used to describe people who are Monocles, this adjective is 'wymsical'.

2.) A lense that only covers one eye, used by the rich in the 19th century.
1.) "That guy is such a friggen monocle, collecting all that rent for himself from all those struggling poor families."

2.) "Oh, this monocle is rather handy for one to peer at how ones stocks have performed today."
by Qudamah September 29, 2005
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