lester the molester

A commonly used term to describe Lester Handeland from Estherville Iowa who takes advantage of sweet old ladies.

"Hey, did you hear Lester the Molester said he needed more 2 x 6's from the big barn?"

by Dave Bover November 29, 2013

Child molester

1. Someone (usually over 18) who has intercourse with minors (sometimes without their consent)
2. A dude who is creepy as fuck

Billy: Dude, did you hear that old man Steve is registered as a sex offender?
Timmy: That’s because he is a fucking child molester. Remember when he had oral sex with Jimmy when he was 12?
Billy: Oh yeah, what a pervert.

by Some.Random.Bitch June 2, 2018

molester bumps

1.n: A form of mollescum given to someone by a molester.

The doctor said the molester bumps were caused by my Aunt Vag touching me as a child.

by Remy Martin September 5, 2007

molesteration

to either physically molest someone or to beat/annihilate someone at a game/challenge

Tim molesterates children/I totally molesterated Tim at Halo the other night.

by hankmustdie April 30, 2004

Molester Hug

A hug that is performed in the fashion of a semi-molestation. It starts off like any normal hug with arms wide open but then proceeds to shoving the person into yourself by pulling the victim with your open arms in very quickly causing them to lose balance and then walking away like nothing ever happened. The person that was hugged feels loved and molested at the same time. Amazing.

Mevan: hey watzup Kaylee
Kaylee: hey wats going on Mevan
(Mevan Molester Hugs Kaylee)
Kaylee: Wow i feel loved and molested... Amazing

by MevanKaylee September 24, 2010

molesterape

Being molested and raped in a video game

Omg , the other team is molesterape us with that spawn trap at Alpha.

by AntwonD June 11, 2014

molesterphile

A person who is philic of those who touch childred in a special way.

That stacy is a total molesterphile, she really can't stop herself when she sees a pedophile sex offender

by The word of a man 5.30am in hi August 16, 2018