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medical jargon

Words and acronyms your doctor uses to insult you.
Medical Jargon - "Here is a prescription for acetaminophen."
by punger1 November 4, 2013
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medical marriage

Legal union between two people for the sole purpose of extending spousal health insurance.
Leslie and Steve have a medical marriage so he gets coverage for his chronic heart condition.
by Rich H March 5, 2015
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Medical reasons

And excuse to touch oneself
My hands were in my pants for medical reasons
by -your favorite person July 29, 2016
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Medical Wet Willie

Copious spitting or applying another slimy substance on the earpieces of a stethoscope before a doctor puts it on.
That douche bag surgeon screamed at me in front everyone, so I gave him a medical wet willie.
by MelvinH September 30, 2017
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Medical Form

a type of form hospitals and clinics use to distinguish a persons disability, sickness and/or mental state.
"The nurse told me I would have to fill out this 'Medical Form' before I could book an appointment with her."
by mcmikey0 October 17, 2018
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Medical school

Friend: Where ya heading after High School?
Me: Hell.
Friend: You mean medical school?! Holy sheeeeee-
by IDGAFox June 7, 2020
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Madical

Madical is when Shadical is mad. When he slams his desk and screams STOOOP!
Shadical honestly more like Madical
He is mad, he most be Madical
by MALLOOOOW September 3, 2020
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