Florida Missle

Noun: A beer bottle thrown from a moving vehicle typically at another moving vehicle or individual/group of individuals.

I saw the SOB that stole my surfboard so I launched a Florida missle at him!

by Jethro Bodean Jr IV January 04, 2025

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Snow Missles

when large chunks of snow blow off the car in front of you on the road or highway and come hurtling at your windshield at 70mph.

woman: wow! did you see the snow missles come flying off that car and into our windshield?

man: yeah, I thought it would crack our windshield!

by jgatsby01 February 09, 2010

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Missle toe

A missle that looks like a toe

Person 1: OK fine I killed them
Person 2: With what?
Person 1: A missle toe🙄🙄🙄🙄

by SlayQueenCheryl September 03, 2022

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Missle toe

A rapid or Swift kick in the ass resulting in your toe entering someone's anus.

Carl is such an idiot, he got missle toed.

by Villan rich May 15, 2020

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Missle Toe

The male version of camel toe, when a guy's weiner is showing through tight jeans.

I was working on a period piece movie where they wear their pants high like grandpa. I look down and realize I'm sporting a missle toe... my guided missle can't be missed!

by JeremyFeit December 14, 2016

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