Ming Hag

(Ming or, Mingin) An obsolutly disgusting girl who is either sickly to look at or touch. (Hag) A stupid old cock blocker. When these words are brought together to form a person, stay atleast 5 meters away and avoid eye contact.

That bitch is such a ming hag! Stay atleast 5 meters away from her and avoid eye contact.

Josh's mother.

by Alex Oatway May 30, 2006

Ming Mong Handler

A person or group of people who have to deal and handle ming mongs' on a daily basis.

IT Dept dealing with ming mong support calls "Ohh shit that Ming Mong Bruce is on the phone again. I bet he rebooted his pc by turning his monitor off and on again" I hate being a Ming Mong Handler.

by Ming Mong Handler January 7, 2008

Ming Ling

The second most powerful person on earth right after Pablo Sanchez.

“It’s Pablo Sanchez here to save the day”

“ oh wait no it’s just Ming Ling”
“Oh it’s MING LING!”

by King Koconino April 5, 2020

ming hella

when something is great or awesome or dope it is ming hella!It can also be used as a variation of hella or an add on to hella.
Ming is the ultimate asian, therefore, for something to be Ming hella is for it to be the ultimate in hella.

that's ming hella!

AND/OR

that's hella tight....it's ming hella!

by Big Vicious March 18, 2008

ming mong

Someone of simple intelligence or who once upon a time would be called a village idiot. Especially effective when teamed with the name of your next door town.

That guy is a ming mong.
They are all Newhaven ming mongs

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

ming hui

Musically talented, good at dance, very nice stationery. Type of gal that keeps stuffed toys in a pencil case. All boys she meets fall for her. Probably likes guys with stereotypical names like Brendon, Lucas, Tom, and Ryan.

“Ming Hui is good at everything.”
“No one is surprised.”

“Have you seen that girl that’s always escorted by 2 guys on the bus?”
“Definitely Ming Hui”

by Ben and Jerry’s ice cream February 28, 2021

Ming Tingler

Derived from the word "minger". The word is used to describe someone who has sex or sexual relations with a minger! It can also be used to insult a person who is even less attractive than your regular minger, also used to insult some one who has never had sex with anyone/thing.

Example 1
Julian: Hey Brad have u heard about Alex?
Brad: Nah man do tell!
Julian: He rooted Laura!
Brad: WHAT A MING TINGLER!

Example 2
Brad: Do you remember anything from last night?
Alex: nah, what happened?
Brad: u got rejected from the biggest minger! ur such a Ming Tingler

Example 3
Julian: Alex is such a Ming Tingler
Brad: HAHAHAHHAHAHA SO TRUE!!!

by Brad and Julian November 10, 2006