Mikey Moe

A person that is bald.

P1: That guys a Mikey Moe
P2: Oh FeelsBadMan

by MikeyMoe2 August 19, 2018

Mickey D's

The "shortened" version of McDonald's, even though you're not saving any syllables.

Mickey D's = 3 syllables
McDonalds's = 3 syllables

WTF.

Fuck McDonald's. Let's go to In-N-Out instead.

by their food tastes like shit December 18, 2004

mickey money night

When families use their "child benefit" money to get shit-faced or spend all day in the pub and not actually spend the money on the kids, the first tuesday of every month.

Bob the taximan can't bloody wait for mickey money night

by Rubber-can February 19, 2009

texas mickey

Canadian term for mythical - to outsiders anyway - 3 litre (101 oz) glass liquor bottle available at liquor stores in Canada. Contains vodka, rum, or best of all, Canadian rye whiskey. The comically oversized nature of a texas mickey makes it a perfect party showpiece, which is more or less the main reason such bottles exist. for an equal amount of money, more alcohol could be had by buying two 60 oz bottles, but that wouldn't be half as awesome, would it? Pouring from a texas mickey is not very practical so the bottle is usually supplied with a small pump to go on top. Nobody throws out a texas mickey after they're done with it - it goes on display for at least a little while so that when you hold your next party, you can point at it and say "last week we drained that thing in a night, eh?" Also, there are no texas mickeys in Texas...despite the name, the origin of the term is 100% Canadian.

Mike: So how was the party last night?

Dave: Dude, it was totally sweet. We got a texas mickey and split it between us. We got sooooo tanked.

by bikehorn2 May 5, 2006

Mickey Johnson

v. The act of slipping someone a mickey with the intention of later slipping them the johnson. Also "to pull a Mickey Johnson".

n. Alias for known and succesful perpetrators of clandestine mickey/johnson slippings.

guy 1: How does that dude ever get laid?

guy 2: He's got a bunch a roofies and he's always pullin' a Mickey Johnson at parties.

by highgourmet August 20, 2009

mickey mouse job

a job or task done in a piss poor manner, usually done in terrible timing and completed in a simpleton like fashion.

Mom: I hired this masonry company to lay a brick wall, the wall collapsed on day 2 after completion. What a fucking mickey mouse job!

by bchc2003 October 15, 2017

Mickey Mouse Followers

A term used for Celebrities who are the biggest frauds and have fake followers that shouldn’t count because those followers aren’t real.

I’m literally shaking. I was walking on the streets when suddenly Fraudison gae came and shot my dog When I asked why she said it’s because she only has Mickey Mouse followers and want real followers. Shame on you Fraudison

by edskufhskg February 3, 2021