Middlefornia

The vast exspanse of land that covers the interior of the southern portion of the state of California. (e.g. Inland empire). Greatly resembles middle America: All the same defects but always over 100 degrees. Inhabitants sport such trashy brands as PBR and Tapout. Cowboy hats are prevalent, as is obesity and some twisted form of christianity.

On my way back to L.A. from my trip to mammoth, I was dying for some inn n out ad so I reluctantly stopped in Lancaster, even though it is the capital of Middlefornia.

by Count Owenski July 17, 2011

Kate Middleton

A woman whose only asset in a relationship is having kids and smiling.

He married a Kate Middleton, who at least gave him kids even if she brings nothing else to the table. I hope he got a prenup!

by FroggerCottage March 5, 2022

Can I getta Ruth Middleton?!?

Celebratory term used when the one and only "Ruth Middleton" is present. Those from the "757" get more excited than others when using it.

Person 1: Was that Ruth Middleton?
Person 2: Yea, I think it was.
Person 1: CAN I GETTA RUTH MIDDLETON?!?
Ruth Middleton: Whoop Whoop!

by jsells July 16, 2008

Middletown, Rhode Island

A great place to grow up..but once you get into high school your bored as shit and u want to move. Its between Jamestown and Portsmouth hence the name Middletown. During the summer its full of tourists...which everyone there hates. Hot summers and freezing winters. Its probably the smallest town in the smallest state. Know ones heard of it unless they live or have lived there.

hey have u ever been to Middletown, Rhode Island?
whats that?

by my.ears.love.music December 13, 2010

middlewoman

A bisexual female who helps to impregnate her lover by passing semen from a man via a blowjob and eating out her lover with a mouthfull of cum .

That butchy bitch didn't want me to fuck her so she got her bitch to be the middlewoman and suck me off then spit in her pussy.

by roodboy September 2, 2007

Kate Middleton

A benefitor of affirmative action, and she's not even African.

Why is Kate Middleton a benefitor of affirmative action?

by Nelly's On Fire October 4, 2020

Middletown highschool

Located in middletown, delaware. where all the poor low-class people go who are too lazy or poor to go to a catholic/ private school. mostly black people go there. there AP courses are equivalent Padua's lowest courses. Middletown girls don't have any style at all and are stuck in 2005. Middletown students are salty because they got sent there instead of Appo.

Random person: what school do you go to?
Middletown student: middletown highschool
Random person: Ohhhhh, well at least its easy.

by middletownhighschooliseasy March 21, 2011