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Carole Middleton

Mom of Kate Middleton or now styled (Catherine) Her Royal Highness Princess William Arthur Philip Louis,Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn, Baroness Carrickfergus.

Carole created the really successful Party Pieces with her ever wuss of a husband Mike Middleton. After Party Piece she and her husband were able to send their family into the fancy world of the upper crust which led to Kate meeting her prince and marrying him. People note that Carole was the mastermind behind Kate meeting the Prince.

Also mum to Pippa and James (questionable sexuality)
Is Your Mum being a stagemum.. Duh.she is just being a Carole Middleton
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Middlemanic

When the normal business of being a middleman gets unnecessarily complicated or convoluted, usually caused by the erratic behavior of one or more parties.
With the cops being involved and Tony having a breakdown the night before, Jake's normal middleman routine had become middlemanic to say the least.
by whaWHApopPOP October 12, 2020
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MIddlelaner

A person who drives in the middle lane because they are afraid of the people merging in the slow lane and are afraid of driving in the fast lane. Probably shouldn’t even be on the interstate to begin with.
That middlelaner is afraid of everything on the road.
by sherman40336 July 15, 2019
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Middle man

A person who is friends with one person and that same person who hates one of your other friends and they used to be close and now they got issues with each other where your self wasn’t involved in. Also it is a thought situation that your a middle man because say a friend of yours ask you to chill with them and then someone else that your friend hates ask u to chill with them it’s a thought situation on your end to choose who to hangout with...
Francesca: hey Nicole want to hangout today I’m feeling a little down and I need to get out of the house

Nicole: I’ll let you know soon Francesca I just need to know if I can go out. And I hope everything is okay

*Nicole hangs up from Francesca then receives a call from her friend Diana who Francesca hates and Diana also hates Francesca*

Diana: hey Nicole do you want to hangout tonight.

Nicole: ummm maybe but Francesca asked me to hangout though
Diana: oh it’s okay

Nicole: it would be nice to hangout with you two at the same time but I’m the Middle man in every situation with all of my friends and it’s really stressful tbh but I’ll think about it

Diana: okay just let me know. I’ll call you back
by Rodeohillbilly7 January 22, 2020
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Middle man

A man with a large penis who always goes to middle the urinal because he’s comfortable with his body and sexuality.
by Middle man22224644747 June 21, 2023
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Middle man

I don't have or want a middle man.
Hym "Detain the person claim to be my middle man. They are likely misrepresenting what I am say or what I mean when I say things to steal resources for themselves."
by Hym Iam December 16, 2025
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Amane Middlemass

Hey all Amane Middlemass's out there, Hope this suits you well :). Amane, I know sometimes that life can be hard and get tough but it will get better I promise, and I know that heaps of people like you sometimes and like talking with you (because of how awesome you are) but I know that you avoid having deep emotional conversations but thats ok. You are so talented and beautiful and if you dont know that well, you know now :)
Person 1: Hey it's Amane Middlemass
Person 2: You mean the most awesome person on the planet?
Person 1: Ofc, do you not know who Amane is??
by Maybeoneday:') October 27, 2021
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